Welcome to the Hotel Crete


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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

Hull for you, matey....
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

That's for "Tears in Heaven", Clapton

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

ris?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

eric claptons son died after falling from a balcony.

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

but what is the crete thing? and why would clapton now make bad balconies?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

er........hmmmmmm...........HIZKIDDIEDLOLZZZ!!1!!!!
GREECE!!1!
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

I assume it refers to the mad fella that jumped out of the window to not murder his son in Greece.
Edit: Or I'm being thick instead.
Edit 2: Or it's both.Therefore making it good. I just don't know anymore.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

oh, a little bit becomes clearer

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

I think, given the sign saying 'E. Clapton & no son'
That it is at least a reference to Eric Clapton's son's death.
( Afinkawan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

Aye. But it's a blend of the two things. And therefore deserves some kind of reward. In the field of plummeting story excellence.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5297298.stm
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

his mums words
Conor ran straight through the window.
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)

If there's a better double balcony joke today
then I don't want to know about it
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hahahaha
*click*
( Afinkawan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

hahaha
Touche!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

But...but...but
this would imply I was taking the piss. I wasnae.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)

lots of words
www.eric-clapton.co.uk/interviewsandarticles/loryinterview.htm

but no obvious mention of balconies.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

pfft

( moohalaa, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

hahaha
Clapton had the sense to just push and not go with him...
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

straight to hull
do not come back.
Edit: sorry, sounded more serious than i was being. I laughed in a guilty way.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

The trademark 'b3ta laugh', then?
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)