I was trying to think who'd be the wrong man to perform an abortion
I thought of Jesus, but then I just made it a jab at fundie pro-lifers. :D
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

If jesus went back in time
and performed a coat-hanger abortion on the Virgin Mary, then he would not exist to be able to go back in time so therefore he would get born as normal, and so would be able to go back in time, which means he wouldn't exist, so...

PARADOX!!!!
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

The subject is void
Because that's supposedly Mary Magdalen in the picture.
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)

Ah!
My bad. I thought she'd look more like a whore!
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)

Sorry
I should have tarted her up a bit.
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)

LIES
Coathangers weren't invented back then, and he couldnt have taken one with him because then he would have mutated like Jeff Goldblum in Jurrasic Park (The Fly).

Ummmmm.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)

Don't be daft
How did they hang up their robes then?
( Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)

On Mules
Big tall ears you see.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)

Idea for another photoshop?
I think so!
( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)

Quick & Dirty

( Ellie Bytes elliebites.getenjoyment.net, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

Ah thank you.
Didn't see the C there, so forgot it was a compo.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)