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(scowners Started to be a twat at, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)

arf !
ride a white swan to hull !
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

ride a cock horse to banbury cross

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

What exactly IS a cock horse?
Is it like a cunt horse, of QOTW fame?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

one assumes that it means a stallion
rather then a mare.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

Ahhhhhhh
Or a gelding.

Manwife called me a mare yesterday.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

Proceded by night?
Sorry.. I thought it appropriate
( Hokerou, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

Proceeded by filthy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

preceded, dear
preceded.

And possibly correct...
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

prcdd.
And obviously correct.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

i do hope you were both snuggled into bed at this point.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

I believe I was in the kitchen.
Where else would I be?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

the toilet?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)

Chained to the radiator?
No, I was a good girl last night.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)

A cockhorse is one of those toy hobby-horse thingies that have a broom with a horses head

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

Those? Even when I was a kid I realised how shit they were.
'It's just a head on a stick, mum.'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

A cock horse is:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ride_a_cock_horse_to_Banbury_Cross
( Jago Laurens, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

Get off, load up, and shoot a local.
Always works a treat.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

now what the fuck is a cock horse..?
thats always botherd me.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

A Cock horse is
A horse thats a cock perhaps??
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

but in context of the whole ride a cock horse thing
i'd like ot hope it's a not a horse thats a cock.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

Only suggested it
because there does seem to be a "cock" obsession on this board... It would look funny though. A lady riding down the road on a large horse that was looking like a cock
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

i think that needs shopping really,

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

just put a woman on Waspy's green spunkbeast
EDIT: leeched...


( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

oooer that sounds bit saucey.
hello sir !
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

hello thar lovely

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

how are ya darlin' ?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

nay bad
enjoying time off work

and you?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

hungover.
met mongy for the first time yesterday and we got a wee bit tipsy and played lots of connect 4 in the pub. i lost every fucking time.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

I hope you gave him a good old fashined hug
he's a lovely bloke.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

i did.
best fun i've had in a long old time.
i shall have to upload the pictures in a bit, much shoppery ahead.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

you steeenky thief!

;-)
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

I think it's a term for those wooden horse things
With just the heads on sticks.

Like this
( Hokerou, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

Dam
Got me again
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

*sings i love horses*

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

This is a cock horse

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahaha,
cor it's a mighty beast.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

but is it
as big as a horse
or as small as a hen?
(Alpaca hmmm, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

I can do a goose horse...

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

*gives bread*
*gives all the bread*
*runs*
*finds Mummy*
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

I saw that and shit my pants
Then I changed them
Clicked refresh
And then shit them again
(rjmrjm, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

goose horse
or goo sauce?
(Alpaca hmmm, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

Well I called it a gorse
as if it were a hoose, Scotish people would try and live in it:D
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

Goose horse
Isn't it illegal to goose horses?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)

Yes
But not horse gooses!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

words escape me.
you talented fecker.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

Actually it a RP:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

maybe so
but i can actually imagine such a beast living, possibly during the jurassic period.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)

I think it was the Sunday afternoon tea period.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

ah, sunday teatime!
that time of the week when you'll do anything to avoid last of the summer wine and songs of praise

/may be out of touch with modern sunday programmes
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

Indeed it is...
and a fine one at that!


( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

Unexpected Cock-Horse!

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

Cock Zebra?

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

RIS

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

hahaha
you is a naughty person!
(Alpaca hmmm, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)