now what the fuck is a cock horse..?
thats always botherd me.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

A Cock horse is
A horse thats a cock perhaps??
(scowners Wanking while looking at porn between monday and, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)

but in context of the whole ride a cock horse thing
i'd like ot hope it's a not a horse thats a cock.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

Only suggested it
because there does seem to be a "cock" obsession on this board... It would look funny though. A lady riding down the road on a large horse that was looking like a cock
(scowners Wanking while looking at porn between monday and, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

i think that needs shopping really,

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

just put a woman on Waspy's green spunkbeast
EDIT: leeched...


( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

oooer that sounds bit saucey.
hello sir !
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

hello thar lovely

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

how are ya darlin' ?

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)

nay bad
enjoying time off work

and you?
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

hungover.
met mongy for the first time yesterday and we got a wee bit tipsy and played lots of connect 4 in the pub. i lost every fucking time.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

I hope you gave him a good old fashined hug
he's a lovely bloke.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

i did.
best fun i've had in a long old time.
i shall have to upload the pictures in a bit, much shoppery ahead.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

you steeenky thief!

;-)
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

I think it's a term for those wooden horse things
With just the heads on sticks.

Like this
(Volatile Serenity is ignoring him/her/it ^, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)

Dam
Got me again
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

*sings i love horses*

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

This is a cock horse

( Barbarossa Leave the Nazi Raccoons alone!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahaha,
cor it's a mighty beast.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

but is it
as big as a horse
or as small as a hen?
(Alpaca hmmm, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)

I can do a goose horse...

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

*gives bread*
*gives all the bread*
*runs*
*finds Mummy*
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

I saw that and shit my pants
Then I changed them
Clicked refresh
And then shit them again
(rjmrjm, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)

goose horse
or goo sauce?
(Alpaca hmmm, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)

Well I called it a gorse
as if it were a hoose, Scotish people would try and live in it:D
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

Goose horse
Isn't it illegal to goose horses?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)

Yes
But not horse gooses!
( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)

words escape me.
you talented fecker.
( Smash Monkey smarter than the average Moult, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)

Actually it a RP:P

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)

maybe so
but i can actually imagine such a beast living, possibly during the jurassic period.
( Smash Monkey smarter than the average Moult, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)

I think it was the Sunday afternoon tea period.

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)

ah, sunday teatime!
that time of the week when you'll do anything to avoid last of the summer wine and songs of praise

/may be out of touch with modern sunday programmes
( Smash Monkey smarter than the average Moult, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

Indeed it is...
and a fine one at that!


( Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)