Ahhhhhhh
Or a gelding.

Manwife called me a mare yesterday.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

Proceded by night?
Sorry.. I thought it appropriate
(Volatile Serenity is ignoring him/her/it ^, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)

Proceeded by filthy.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)

preceded, dear
preceded.

And possibly correct...
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)

prcdd.
And obviously correct.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

i do hope you were both snuggled into bed at this point.

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)

I believe I was in the kitchen.
Where else would I be?
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)

the toilet?

( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)

Chained to the radiator?
No, I was a good girl last night.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)

A cockhorse is one of those toy hobby-horse thingies that have a broom with a horses head

( prodigy69 something..something Board Sig, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)

Those? Even when I was a kid I realised how shit they were.
'It's just a head on a stick, mum.'
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)