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(plastic_bricks needs to get out more, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

YES

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)

haha.
bit of jamie oliver tongue going on there !

*clicks*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

Jamie Oliver tongue
An outbreak is imminent!

*hides*
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

Ha, ha. Too true.
*Borks*

Edit: Sorry, woo to pic.
( Mod Edit, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

(feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

Stars in their Eyes
Stevie Wonder, Wolverhampton, 2nd place
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

Hahahaha
I'll see your Wolverhampton and raise you Felixstowe.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)

Don't
knock the 'stowe.
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

There's only one stow
and that's the Waltham one
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

Eric Bri...

( twig has new glasses, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

'raze', surely?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)

Isn't that a stevie wonder lookalike?
If so, how does he know?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

dressing him must be fun

( hanke a face like refried murder, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)

It's better in the dark.
Etc.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

all i know is...
I want that suit
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)

he'll swap you
for your eyes
( twig has new glasses, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)

thats...
a good swap in my...eyes....well, ex-eyes.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)

Stevie's gone to fetch a rusty spoon
hold still...
( twig has new glasses, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as Stevie Wonder
when I was 8 years old. My abiding memory is of my mum getting me 'all blacked up'.

...happy days...

oh, and woo!
( Hamster Trippin', Wed 30 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)

any pictures ?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)

yes
but my mum has them
( Hamster Trippin', Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)

you must get them from her !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)

similar...
Last year, I went to a party as a dalek. The costume was tops, but my skin was really obvious, so out comes the boot polish. Worked a treat, couldnt see my face, so just looked like a Dalek.
About 2 hrs in to the party, everyone is losing their dracula capes, 70s wigs etc, coz its getting hot, so off comes the actual Dalek suit, leaving me standing there, blacked up, in a white vest, and old ripped jeans.

I looked like Dexy's Midnight Minstrels
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

This made me giggle when I read it
And I've just scrolled down and realised I never replied

*replies*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

I have a friend
who put together a Howard Shipman costume for a halloween party - long white coat, big grey beard , round spectacles, and a massive syringe and empty jar of horse tranquiliser he borrowed off his vetinarian father.

On arriving at the party he discovered he'd left the syringe and jar in the taxi. God only knows what the next fare thought when they got in.
( twig has new glasses, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

Arf!

( Hamster Trippin', Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)