Am I doing it right?

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

RIS?
IRIS?

Eh?

*drinks to forget*

EDIT:

*filenames*

Gaaaaahh!

*drinks to forget*
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

Pie-lens

( Evilscary Human, human, human; just look at my neck!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

*buys round*
I feel culpable.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Yeah that's why you got that restriction order.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

don't give me that
she's a bitch. one minute inviting me round, next minute calling the police. she asks me to tar and feather her you know. she wants to see me locked-up, on drugs or dead. I don't know what to do. Maybe I should start on the long road to finding someone else, someone who's going to meet my needs and not call the police every time she sobers up, claiming I manhandled her with a double-ender.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

Just start crying - let it all out.
Cry and cry and cry and cry until you start laughing. Try rocking a bit too - it's soothing. If you start hearing voices, they can be silenced by screaming and clutching your head.

If that doesn't work, then kill her.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

*hits self on head* that took me bloody aaaaages
Great idea though!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

Arab Strap-On?
* is it making a buzzing sound?
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

listening to Arab Strap?
is this a coincidence?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

I don't know, are you?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)

no

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

Then I would wager not.
Although you sound a bit like them. Sort of.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

I thought you were listening to them to give you goosepimples in your pants
because they sound a bit like me. Sort of.

Ah well, I'm awf for the evening, I'm going to go and buy a thing that converts mp3s into chords and tabs, which may or may not work. Time shall tell. Cheerio.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

Damn, busted.
Nighty night love.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

It depends on what you are trying to do?

( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

oof!

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

We have 20-20 PIE-VISION™

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

mmmm
pie-vision.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Ahhhh *eventually gets joke*
Have some contact lens cleaner.

( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

:D

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

pie-eye aye-pie

( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

ooooh

( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)

*is hypnotised*
With the advances in OLEDs and e-paper and suchlike, when will we get to see real-life cosmetic contact lenses like this?
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)

You'd still need a power source.
Solar is probably a bad idea in this case.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

Small cell recharged by induction
Stick the charger subdermally somewhere close, e.g. the eyebrow.
Just hope the electromagnetic field isn't strong enough to interfere with the nerves and brain function...

I want subdermal magnets so I can wear sunglass lenses without the frames. Bit like Molly from Neuromancer.
( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

let's hope

( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

yes, Demon Headmaster, I will wank into the pancake mix for the junior Home Ec class.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

cor

(Just Juan Cornetto is rising to the challenge, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)

Prolapse vision?

( hanke fuck it, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

haha

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)

( Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

pearost, for it is necessary

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)