Sure, it's not funny. But it is a true story. I overheard this conversation on a bus once.

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

NONCE ALERT

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

no need to announce your arrival
=D
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

WOOP WOOP
It's the sound of the beast
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

bah, I had 6 minutes to
notice someone else had pissed in my mind!
( Wasp Box raped John Leslie on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

MORNING

( mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

GLORY
I had morning glory today that lasted for about an hour. And how come those erections are always harder than normal ones?
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

I am given to understand that it's due to
SCIENCE!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

That'll do for me

( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

That's a nice way to announce your arrival

( Wasp Box raped John Leslie on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

I have a siren on my car
The police made me fit it. A bit like putting a bell on a cat to stop it eating mice.
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

Talking of sirens...
I take it your new job isn't being a copper?
( Wasp Box raped John Leslie on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

No
I'm still going through the recruitment process with them, just in case the new job doesn't work out.

Have the fitness exam soon, and haven't stopped smoking or started excercising in preperation yet.
( 4dam Was last seen loving horses on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

Licks

Edit: Likes

Click
( Wobbly Bloke - putting the FAT into fatigue on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)

Aww !
Hello luvvy !
( rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)

I think it's funny...
What does that say about me?
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)