whos laughing now

(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

I am sorry
I fail to see any logical connection between Jeremy Beadle dying and a Pylon.

Explanation please?
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)

I missed
the funeral and it made me laugh
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

"Reads...re-reads"
Sorry you are still failing to make sense.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)

who said
it had to make sense, nope nothing in the FAQs
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

Well, no
But most things tend to have at least some meaning behind them, a punchline or something.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

Might make it funny though.

( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

I like cheesecake
Which also has as much relevance to a pylon.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

only if
it had currents in it
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

Bah
That'd be a good enough raisin, I guess
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

berry poor

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

This currant string of puns
is going nowhere.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)

i'm appled by your poor string of food based puns
i'm in a jam as to whether or not to orange for you to perish

unless i'm pipped to the post by some other nut
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)

Aww, puns are easy
Anyone with a pulse can find a pun that hasn't bean done. It's a bit harder when the weather's chilli, granted, but with a little effort a play on words can sprout from anywhere.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

that sounds a bit saucy
I need to ketchup on this punning
( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

RHUBARB!




I'm going for a leek
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

That is a high pun density.
I'm not goingt to try and beat you. I will say 'ning though.
C.E.O. of Science yet?
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

try not to beet us, shirley?

( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Clan's people not to fuck with list, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)

I wont and don't call me Shirley.

( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)

I relish every pun

( The hairy aerosol is seeping., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

i was briefly
but now i'm not
a quick 'ning to you too squire - i'm off out in a bit
IF i'm online later i will be wasted :)
( kingsuperspecial is the only rhyme that bites, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)

Good man.
Whatever you do don't abuse the free drinks at your friends' party by having nothing but vodka and Red Bull.

/still recovering from Thursday.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

Here, have a pear
of hot cross puns.




_{/tenuous punning}
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)

based on the comments above, i'd say the answer to your the question is 'no one'.

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)

I
am
(theresapsychopathinmysoup so I fished it out with a mallet, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)

This, whilst equally random, makes a little more sense.

(AMadDayYes isn't calling anyone Bignose, Bignose, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)