Just the right age.
Come with me.
I'm not a paedophile, I'm building a giant structure out of 3-year olds in the name of ART™
( petehix A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

ooh
i could be part of an artwork.
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)