self-employed?
I self employ myself when I don't have a girlfriend but I have to subcontract in porn to cover the gap in skills....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

I found out that you can self-employ yourself even when you do have a girlfriend

4. profit
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)