that reminds me...
of one I did ages ago... repost!
(mudslinger advises against seducing a toaster..., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

well you can't eat the cereal
without a spoon(-erism...)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)