Captain Hood-Butter is older than me
and one other B3tard.
I am the oldest female B3tard (I r 50).
Top THAT you young whippersnapper :)

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

my mum's older than you and she's a b3tan...
( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

my mum's older than you and she's not a b3tan

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

you mean the head nun?

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

What is her username?

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

chumpchop

( ivesb has a new job!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

dammit
i am very sorry to say that you are one year older than my mother.

(i r 31 by the way)

but still, looking at your profile, you scrub up well.

that's a lovely skull you have
( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

If I was a proper grown-up I would mother all the male B3tards
but I'm not. I'm just as peurile as everyone else.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

*farts*

( Aphex The Mink might have laughed at the paralympics...a bit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

*lights match*

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

hah - young 'un!
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock drinking with the Seldom-Seen Kid, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)