*shoves*
Where've you been then, eh?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

Getting bizzeee with the fizzeee
erm,

Meetings and boring stuff. I have another one in 4 minutes - means I have to get off my fat (yet shapely) arse and walk over to another building.
( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)

someone should buy you a sedan chair

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

Top Idea!
*adds to year plan*
( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

Condition of the promotion, eh?
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Unless your arse has changed dramatically
It's bloody lovely. And I honestly mean that, you've got a cracking arse.

Do you wear jockeys? I found some ace ones.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)

Thank you :D
*lowers pantaloons*



I do

yes I know, any excuse
( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

MEAT

( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

0_0

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Excellent
I may buy them then, if they'll send them to the UK.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

I can't explain why
but when I first saw this pic I thought it was a goose
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Repressed childhood memories?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

*honk*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)

I intend on slapping Dixon on the arse if I make it to a bash this summer
not in a sore way. In a nice way.
( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

You won't be sorry.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

Oh fuck, I have to stand up now and leave the building.
*thinks of Anne Widdecombe felching Bernard Manning's incontinent arse*

ahh.
( Dixon is playin the world's smallest violin just for you, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahaha
I once thought about staring right up the arse of bernard manning, while trying to ward off the vinegar strokes. It worked a treat.

Edit: I realise that this message perhaps does not convey exactly what I meant, but I hope some will understand.
( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

i'm surprised it didn't work too well and kill your
erection off completely
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

it kind of did
I told her it was her fault.
( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

What a gent!
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

If that doesn't convey exactly what you meant,
then I fear for what you actually meant to say.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

I think it looks like I was imply that
I was warding of the vinegar strokes while imagining staring up Manning's arse, while what I really meant was that I was using the thought of Manning's arse as a dulling mechanism to ward off the money shot while engaging in a bit of horizontal jogging with a lady friend.
( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

See now, the latter of the two is exactly what I thought you'd meant.
...and was wondering if indeed I had been mistaken. You've simply confirmed that we are of a like mind in this instance. I'll not trouble you further, good sir. Thank you!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

Oh, I'd go with shapely....
definately shapely....

oh yes....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

*raises eyebrow*
Dude, at least go to the bathroom or something. *places cushion on JPG's lap*
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)

I'm in my own office....
:)

*locks door*

No calls, please, Miss Smethers!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)

Mr Gruntfuttock, call of the wild on line two...

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)

Arf!
How are you today, my fine fellow?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)

I may actually survive the day
Despite my truck's attempts to the contrary.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at smilemoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

oi, Bill
I replied to you earlier www.b3ta.com/board/8038124
( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

Sorry, getting caught in 'recursive board-loop'
*reads reply* Oh, bugger - That sounds all a bit rubbish really. Understandable you're having a shite day.

I'm just off to have another cup of tea, can I get you one?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)

yes
with coffee in it ta. Tea-coffee cocktail. Mid-week debauchery.
( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)

You hedonist, sir
One tea (with coffee in it) coming right up!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)

Bleurgh.
Sometimes you're well wrong.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)