sorry
but if you had showered me in coffee and sex, we wouldn't be having this problem.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

600 miles.
SIX HUNDRED.

How long do you think my vagina is?
( Captain Wow 2000 years of chasing is taking it's toll, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

medium

( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

That's so vague.
Is medium 600 miles long then?
( Captain Wow 2000 years of chasing is taking it's toll, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

*shrugs*
I dunno. It's not like I've seen it. Your fault.

I'm off. Nunight.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)

Night love.

( Captain Wow 2000 years of chasing is taking it's toll, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)

*wonders how long CW's vagina is*

( A Vagabond is a feckless cum-shedder, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

Two guesses what me and my ruler are doing tonight.

( Captain Wow 2000 years of chasing is taking it's toll, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

drawing lines
or measuring olives.
( drbroon WtF. LoL. StFU. OmG. PhD., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

Now that would be interesting :D

( Dixon it's almost as if I give a shit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

I'm not guessing
and i'm not guessing again.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

visa or amex?
 
( fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

now everyone has gone for a cold shower

( Tom O'Bedlam Recycle. Re-use. Reanimate., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

Table twanging
and swatting bee's
( Steerable_forehead Bring back Kickstart, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

if only b3ta poll still worked
we could take bets
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

is it Henry VII?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)

A rule joke!
very good. I used to work with an engineer who was forever making this pedantic remark whenever a straight-edged measuring tool was in play.
( Linbox is going to live with the Merkins for a while, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

that's why I stopped working with you

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yes, yes, yes.
You getting sacked from the crematorium was the happiest day of my life.

We could use rulers all day long after you left.
( Linbox is going to live with the Merkins for a while, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)

I knew it.
Buch of weirdos, you lot. It's all different in my new job. I've got a chair.
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

I believe the average
is a mere 10 cms.

They are of course quite stretchy.
( Wasp Box, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)