Oof! Even more painful punnery!
I have discovered a bottle of champagne that I got free from Sainsbury's after they fucked my home delivery up three times in a row. So I'm having it. Through a straw.

And I'm listening to Cake (Meanwhile, Rick James). Very loudly.
( The hairy aerosol is seeping., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

ooo ain't you posh !
i think i had some bubbley at new year otherwise it would have been just after valentines day and oddly enough i had purchased shit cuntfaced ex a joy division t-shirt..not that he got me fucking anything.

i hate valentines day..never recieved a thing in my life.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

I fucking hate valentine's day as well.
Load of old commercialised wank.
I intend to drink my way through it, and watch B-movies.
( The hairy aerosol is seeping., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)