As a reward for your photoshop
I present to you LOLPORN

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/1202519027.avi
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/1202518186.avi

Yes, I made an automated script that finds a random porn clip and dubs a laughter track in to it.

It can generate 500 of these a day
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

HELLO !
will you marry me?
( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)

Yes.

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

But only if you like hills, as that seems to be a theme whenever we talk

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

yes ! hills are good ! i live on one !

( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

Wanna go climb one?

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

alright !

( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

Awesome!
Gaz me your post code and house number and I'll be over in half an hour. It'll be fun, promise.
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

hahahahahaha
you know i am so tempted to. but you'd never find my house. it's hidden.
and it's nearly 2am.
( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

I have sat-nav, hence post code
Also, the fact it's 2am just makes it more fun.
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

still wont find it.
not technically on a road.
( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

:(

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

and climbing a hill with a stranger off the net..as fun as it sounds wouldn't be the most sensible idea !
i might try and rape you
( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

Hahaha, you'll never have any fun in life with that philosophy
:D

/edit: I have mace, you keep off
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)

still..i at least like to know who i'm climbing hills with at 2am before hand.

( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

I'm sorry, what is that innuendo for?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

"It's 1:44am, I'm bored and very awake, let's go climb a hill"

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

Fair enough.
Also, when did it get this late?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

Last Thursday

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

Fuck.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

At last
porn I can watch with sound turned up!
(the_whore_of_mensa You like it so much, I make it a part of you!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

hahaha

(monkdagola go to monkdagola.tumblr.com for shite, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)

ahahahahahaha

( leningrad, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

JESUS FUCKING FUCK
I FUCKING LOVE YOU CR3, EVERYTHING YOU DO MAKES THE INTERNET BETTER!
( Koba Look out!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

oi he's my huband to be ! no loving him !

( KittyVomit i've got you mcbabe, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

Hahaha oh you
Wanna climb a hill?
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

IF BY HILL
YOU MEAN HILL
THEN YES
( Koba Look out!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

You'd better not be in Manchester or some shit
I am travelling no more than 10 miles, jeez.
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)