Hm..
1. Buy some hazardous material
2. Distribute around town
3. Alert authorities
4. ???
5. Profit!
( The Coast of Yemen GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

Not a bad idea, that...
*chops off gangrenous leg*
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)