Stop Cruelty to Turtles


Clearly it's only cruel if they're sold to James Blunt
(Marty McFly is not as prolific as he'd like to be, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)

nicely done, woo
also, is canned air neccecery or can i just blow hard
( wjh31, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

alternative sexual techniques ftw

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

you can blow hard
just close your eyes if you do
(Marty McFly is not as prolific as he'd like to be, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

Try not to spit

( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

ta

( wjh31, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

WHY JAMES BLUNT?
WHYYY?
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

What you can't see from this footage
Is that this one is still alive, forced to listen to him over, and over, and over
(Marty McFly is not as prolific as he'd like to be, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)