What are you saying?!!
I can't be miserable about the state of my truck?
That I can't react to a situation gone horribly wrong?
That I can't show a glimpse of my true feelings on the matter?
You wanna fight, mister?!!
C'mon - I'll take you!
Here, Ivesb - take my coat, I'm gonna polish the floor with this guy!!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:27,
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*takes*
*keeps*
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ivesb has a new job!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:28,
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Get back here you!
You're next!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:28,
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you wanna go mate?
i'll fackin' 'ave ya!
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ivesb has a new job!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:30,
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'ave it, ya feckin' chav!!
(You have to know that the average US'er would have absolutely NO idea WHAT was being said here)
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:32,
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shut it you caaaaant!
*head-butts*
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ivesb has a new job!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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* steals steeelies
* kicks in the nuts
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:35,
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*curls up into a tight little ball*
ouuuch....
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ivesb has a new job!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:45,
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Why does this always happen to you?
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Wobbly Bloke has left the building and is very sad on, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:49,
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psst...
You're lucky the apostrophe police haven't busted you yet for your sig. The Captain would have her way with you if she caught that.
Think about it.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:49,
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the apostrophe police can just stay in the shadows where they belong.
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ivesb has a new job!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:54,
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So you're basically challenging the Captain to have her way with you, then.
Okaaay....
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:55,
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erk!!
hell no!!!
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ivesb has a new job!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:57,
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I knew you'd see reason.
: )
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 14:01,
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