HAHAHAHAHA !
no it's not !
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

You are a bad bad person!
How dare you bring thelikes of Amadeus to this board ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

IT WASN'T ME !

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

im gonna TJ : right here (cos i can't remember if i've entered this in the copostitition)

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

Lol copostitition.

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

well i knew what i meant
i've only had 3 hours sleep and im rather somewhat tired and wide awake at the same time, not a pleasant feeling
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Fancy a fuck?

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Sooner or later this tactic will work for you.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Rule of averages and all that

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

fancy a fuck?

( mr horrible Salsa Cookies! Windmill Cookies!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

I make it a rule not to fuck ex's. Sorry

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

ooooo !

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Fancy a fuck?

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

go on then !

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Valentines day is saved!
*fucks*
*sends pointless flowers in Valentines gesture*
*gets turned down, probably*
( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

awww. i wish someone would send me flowers.
never had any nor a velntines in my life. even when i was for the only ever time in a relationship on valentines day i got fuck all. and i got him a joy division t-shirt..now thats romantic.
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

*sends virtual flowers*

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

aawww

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

someone has sent me a card (my first one - im 26)
and i really don't know what to do cos im quite shy and pathetic when it comes to lady types
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww !
do you know who ?
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

no!
but they left a phone number
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Oh my god, intrigue!
Text it, text it!
( cr3 takk, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

i'm not allowed to open it until the 14th...
well ok ok its already opened but shh
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

I only got my girlfriend flowers once.
And that was because my student house had a massive rosebush.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

HAHAHAHA
tight bastard.
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

I can be nice.
I just don't do all of that slushy romantic crap. Seems like a cop out so you don't have to actually think about what they want.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

stealing skug's idea
@----
@----
@----
@----

arse, confused my greater thans for html tags
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

awww !
you guys are great
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

T-shirts are a man's best friend!
:)
( cr3 takk, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

i know.
i was gonna get him a jim morrison thong..but he did like the t-shirt.
i can't really complain, he did buy me stuff the rest of the year. just refused to on valentines. haha.
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

i kind of like the fact all my relationships end at the end of jan/start of feb
saves me money

just wish they'd start earlier than october
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

mine always end in autumn always
i've had a few start and end in autumn of the same year..well all bar the big over a year one.
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

So he liked the thong?
brain go *boom*
( Bingowings is eating a lovely pie, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

hahaha, i don't think mike would have liked a thong.

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I got given valentines pants last year.
Sadly, they aren't very comfortable.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

edible ones?

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

I never tried, but I'm pretty sure they weren't.
Shiny red and black boxers with hearts and such on them.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

i might've done
oh, not me

sorry
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

I thought that said "He DIDN'T like the t-shirt"
That's why I was confused.
( Bingowings is eating a lovely pie, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

hold me!

( mr horrible Salsa Cookies! Windmill Cookies!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwww ! poor baby !

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

He likes being held around the neck.
Firmly.

Alright, Mr H.?
( Bingowings is eating a lovely pie, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

...of his...

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

...helmet...
were quite a good band
( Bingowings is eating a lovely pie, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

what was that about throwing yogurts?

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

Did you just call me a fucking yoghurt?

( Bingowings is eating a lovely pie, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

no... i thought you said something about yogurts and
purple headed yogurt chucker... oh ignore me i'm tired
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

:)
I don't even know what a "fucking yoghurt" is.
( Bingowings is eating a lovely pie, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

purple monkey dishwasher

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Close to your heart
Touch me
And give all your love to me
To me
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

can you post it?
i'll sell it on ebay for you
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Yeah sure

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

whilst you are here young sir.
would it be possible to ask for a hosting alteration. When following 'my images' in order to see a previously posted image and get a link, you only generate the html for the full sized image. Would it be possible to include a line that generates the thumbnail 'click for bigger' html to save dumbasses like me from having to remember what it is or just uploading it again in lazyness.
Please?
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

do you mean
the very first picture you posted is on page 1
and count up instead of down? so your most recent image is on a higher page number?
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Oh yeah, that too
If someone emails me a wish-list it's 300% more likely to get done as I can put it in my Outlook task list

paul@cr3ation.co.uk
( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

quick email yourself

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

I'm in bed, laying on my side typing in a firefox window
That sounds like a lot of effort
( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

ha ha i have the "turn display by 90 degrees" option too
:D
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

That would confuse me vastly with the trackpad

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

hours of fun
its good for when you sneeze and your eyeballs fall out
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

ooh whilst on this sort of subject,
i donated by bank transfer about a week ago, how long does one normally wait to get an icon?
( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

paypal took about a day
there should be a link somewhere if there is a problem, bank balance may take a while im guessing... banks are slow
edit : woah its magicically appeared
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

I gave some nefarious
twat 109.95 of my lovely pounds on ebay 9 days ago. Paypal took seconds to take it from my bank and pay him. I still don't have the goods ( that he claims were dispatched Thursday but has of yet refused to give me the courier name or a tracking number ) and he has not answered my last three e-mails. I expect he'll think I'll just raise a dispute. However Mister omar siddique of Walthamstow, it was a bad idea to give someone like me your post code.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

i've only ever been ripped off on ebay once
and bastard paypal wouldn't refund cos it was under £15 (by 25p) the cnuts!
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I won't even speak to them.
I'll be at his house tomorrow night if he does not come up with a refund by 5pm.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

out of interest... cos im nosey
what did you buy?
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

free cable TV
tinyurl.com/2jd3vn
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

i got ripped off by some cunt
who wouldn't accept paypal

but when i tried to report him i couldn't cos his account had already been suspended
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Well I'm never one to preach
but I suspect that you know better now. If they don't do paypal I don't do.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

pretty much this
it was only a fiver or summat, but still wasn't impressed
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

It shows up in your "Update your profile"
So check there for some
( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

k, ta
cos of internet banking i've got into assuming everyone checks balances daily these days, i guess i'm not the only one giving up at staring at the same overdrawn status each time
( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

I know what you mean
It's fairly shocking if my balance is positive
( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

only 3 days till payday
fm this's been a long month waiting for moneys, bastards at work put a really early cut off date for december overtime, so it's been a particulary in-the-red start to the year

ps woo i now have icon :o) cheers for sorting that, I feel all included now
( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

I received a cheque this morning
from British Airways. I have been waiting maybe 5 weeks. I think they finally gave in because I have to start work on another of their projects in 3 weeks. This is not a small cheque (upper 5 figures ) so you know? I was happy to receive it. The thick cunts made it payable to the firm that I subcontracted to do some work and not me. So we have to start again. That sort of shoddiness frangs my squimble.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

That's not what I meant
but sounds good too.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

sorry i'm rather dizzy right now
it took me 4 times to read that to understand, lots of words hurd my brain
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

when did you last sleep???
and no stealing my bellybutton
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

i fell asleep at 4am and woke up at 6.45

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

nice
any particular reason for the stupidly early start?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

work

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

pah
that's not good enough soldier :P
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

its either that or weld my car...
oh yea i gotta do that tomorrow
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

You know I never really thought of that
Yes is the answer

When it'll be implemented is a different question all together however
( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

tuesday :)

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

That's fine by me.
Thank you for your consideration ;)
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

^this
plus only seventeen pages are apparently available of past activity
( Jahled has a broken and bandaged toe, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Aim search queries to robtoo :)

( cr3 takk, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

'titter'
I love this every time I see it, which is a total of twice, so post it moar!
( McBadger Auchwitzershein, Pet!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

banana sammich?

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG

( McBadger Auchwitzershein, Pet!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

silly kitten rabbit is not ham

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

I recognise that bunny...

( Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

you realise how difficult it was to get that out of focus grass sorted?
looks simple but was a right pain in the proverbial
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

it does get silly
how much effort people give just for musing images :o)
( doph dresses are the t-shirts of giants, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

i have pictures of out of focus grass
if you want

will just have to shop my niece out of them
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

oh do behave
and get a 'depth of field' plugin ;) Saves time and misery
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

bleugh!
bananaanananananas are rank.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

your doing it all wrong
grill them in honey for that extra flavour bangbang
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

it's texture
that and getting a half-chewed one thrown in your face by a skanky monkey in chester zoo.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

pfft do you eat them when they are ripe or firm n horrid / green?
gotta get em just right!
( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

i don't eat them at all
even looking at them makes me feel queasy. real ones, that is, pictures don't bother me.
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

pfft just wait till you've tried my banana

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

And the award for seediest comment of the night goes to...
SkUG!
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

OH THE IRONY
IT'S SO PAINFUL.

MONKEY!
( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

i know!
i have to settle for guava halves and space cakes
( Smash Monkey has lost 7 and a half stones in 5 month., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

:D

( ClanSoul is saving for a new PC, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

It was, I saw her.
*runs away*
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

You sure?
It looks as though you posted that original picture of that sex bitch ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

*joins the witch hunt*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

:( :( :( :( :(

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

This'll teach you a lesson.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

i love that pic.

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

i see no witches

( SkUG wants a SUGGA :D, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)