Fancy a fuck?

( cr3 is quite liked by baldmonkey, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

go on then !

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Valentines day is saved!
*fucks*
*sends pointless flowers in Valentines gesture*
*gets turned down, probably*
( cr3 is quite liked by baldmonkey, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

awww. i wish someone would send me flowers.
never had any nor a velntines in my life. even when i was for the only ever time in a relationship on valentines day i got fuck all. and i got him a joy division t-shirt..now thats romantic.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

*sends virtual flowers*

( SkUG .co.uk : have you seen this pie? reward 26p, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

aawww

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

someone has sent me a card (my first one - im 26)
and i really don't know what to do cos im quite shy and pathetic when it comes to lady types
( SkUG .co.uk : have you seen this pie? reward 26p, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww !
do you know who ?
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

no!
but they left a phone number
( SkUG .co.uk : have you seen this pie? reward 26p, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Oh my god, intrigue!
Text it, text it!
( cr3 is quite liked by baldmonkey, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

i'm not allowed to open it until the 14th...
well ok ok its already opened but shh
( SkUG .co.uk : have you seen this pie? reward 26p, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

I only got my girlfriend flowers once.
And that was because my student house had a massive rosebush.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

HAHAHAHA
tight bastard.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

I can be nice.
I just don't do all of that slushy romantic crap. Seems like a cop out so you don't have to actually think about what they want.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

stealing skug's idea
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arse, confused my greater thans for html tags
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

awww !
you guys are great
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

T-shirts are a man's best friend!
:)
( cr3 is quite liked by baldmonkey, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

i know.
i was gonna get him a jim morrison thong..but he did like the t-shirt.
i can't really complain, he did buy me stuff the rest of the year. just refused to on valentines. haha.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

i kind of like the fact all my relationships end at the end of jan/start of feb
saves me money

just wish they'd start earlier than october
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

mine always end in autumn always
i've had a few start and end in autumn of the same year..well all bar the big over a year one.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

So he liked the thong?
brain go *boom*
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

hahaha, i don't think mike would have liked a thong.

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I got given valentines pants last year.
Sadly, they aren't very comfortable.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

edible ones?

(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

I never tried, but I'm pretty sure they weren't.
Shiny red and black boxers with hearts and such on them.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

i might've done
oh, not me

sorry
(cs192 is gonna to get caught at, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

I thought that said "He DIDN'T like the t-shirt"
That's why I was confused.
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)