Why not attach a tap to him
and use him to put the milk in your tea?
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

Ahh, but the milk
is full of ghostly entities called ThB3tans. And seriously, would you want to drink that?
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

It depends which b3tans I'd be drinking
*panderfawn*
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)