yes he's one of 'them'
( Haku 's Root-Beer-O-Meter [0%>>-----50%-------100%] 10%, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Aieeeeee
*runs*
( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

tell me, is your name from the awesome Samurai Jack?

(aojfdhas;jfhad;jhf, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

I was thinking the extremely feminine looking guy from Naruto

(Volatile Serenity is braindead on, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

close but no cigar
Hayao Miyazaki's film Spirited Away
( Haku 's Root-Beer-O-Meter [0%>>-----50%-------100%] 10%, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

ahhhh i thought that too!

(aojfdhas;jfhad;jhf, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

They got Beck, too
what the fuck is wrong with famous people, some of whom are somewhat talented
( hanke : Low hanging fruit, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Perhaps they have more money than sense.
And of course, an organisation based on greed will target the richest idiots they can find.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

actually, from what I heard
Beck's parents were scientology, so he was more or less born into it.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

from what I read he got into it back in the 80s before he went into acting

( Haku 's Root-Beer-O-Meter [0%>>-----50%-------100%] 10%, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

isn't it strange we all hear something different?
anyway, I like Beck.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOO!
i like that show!
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

yep, that does it. You are all fucking idiots.
what part of "show the positive side of the Church" is difficult to understand? Not one entry has been legitimate up to now.


There is nothing wrong with this as a standalone joke and well shopped image. It just has fuck all to do with the challenge. You are supposed to be showing us in a good light. Get on with it.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

Are you a genuine real life scientologist, or is my sarcasm detector fucked again

( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

I'm saying no more
that might prejudice me until someone learns to comprehend words.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

I really don't mind if you are
It's the organisation I have a problem with, not the members. :)
( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

i am very confused now !
why all the anger..it's a bit of crap compo..but i odn't get all the anger.
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

www.xenu.net
( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

most people that know me well enough know
I'm pretty disdainful of any idiotic cult. I do however think that I'd happily become a scientologist if it were a life and death choice between that and catholicism/anglicism/judaism/muslim..ism.

Religion, is a cult by any name and cults are for the weak.

I only worship at the alter of Stella.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

You'd rather join a cult that demands your money for it to reveal its secrets to you?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

whut?

( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

As far as I understand it, to become a member of Scientology requires a fee.
And further fees to advance through the ranks and discover their innermost secrets. Then further fees. Repeat until funds run dry.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

Correct
Up to £500,000 to get to OT4 level, there are alleged to be 12 levels.
( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

how the fuck would I know?
you seem to know an awful lot about it.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Would you like a hug

( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

arf !
you're very giving aren't you ?
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

There's enough cr3love for everyone. Especially on Valentines. =)

( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

annnd i thought i was special and the only onnnne !
;) :D
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

Exclusivity works both ways, babes. ;)

( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

you cheeky sod !
YOU KNOOOW YOU ARE MY ONE AND ONLY !
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

But it makes me so sad when you flirt with the other boys. :( :( :(
I just want to feel loved! :(
( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

*loves*
they all live too far away anyway..they mean nothing to do me !
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

*loves*

( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

Get a room

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

:P
i was being nice. damn it !
it is valentines and some of us are all on our lonesome !
pssssh
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

So am I. I'll be all alone.
She's not coming till friday night.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

you know what i mean !

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

Anyway, you're a nun now.
You should be alone with your God.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

thats what i was doing !

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

If you're lucky you'll be touched by God.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

have you got any
cigars?
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Sorry.
I don't smoke.
( cr3 ; noun. Pronunciation: [see-are-three], Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

I'm no expert, no reason why you should be either.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I can't believe that discovering the lame (and widely-known) innermost secrets of a bad 80's sci-fi writer
is really the incentive that gets any scientologist to part with cash. Must be something else.
(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

I expect they have their ways.
Certain seems to work.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

maybe he's good in bed.

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Pfft.
Must be it.
(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

You are a spectacular wank-biscuit.
Please die in your sleep.
( Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

come on that last bit is a bit much.

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

I stand by my statement.
With a hard-on.
( Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

ooer. saucey.

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

Not what you said three seasons ago!

( Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

;) !

( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

My buttocks have healed now.
AHhaha.

Huzzah!
:D
( Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

It's quite surprising how many people have said similar things to him.
Some of the nicest, most supportive people on this board also want him to die in his sleep.

I think it has something to do with him being a prize cunt.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

Oh, we go waaaaaaaaay back.
Believe me, he needs to die a painful death.

(He has me on ignore, btw)
( Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

there is no good light when it comes to that 'religion'..you're all fucking tards

/worships a carpenter who was nailed onto two planks of wood
( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

eeek !
why is everyone so angry !!?!?!
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

haha.
how ironic. Being called a 'tard by, well, how ironic.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

how about you zip it and show 'us' what we're doing wrong then?

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

what's this we shit, white man?
you didn't post a picture and I know you can read.
get a grip if you really think I'm a tard or more then why not say so before now. Why wait until I casually made you think I was a brainwashed fuckwit?
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

please show me how to do it by using filters as I am clearly a tard

go show me!!
( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

So you obviously have something
of an issue with me but waited until now to tell me? I don't give a fuck how the images are made. Just that if you are going to enter them into a challenge why not make them relate to the challenge brief. Why are you so concerned about it? I've not slagged you off. I could not, as it happens, make a comical picture that shows scientology in a good light because the whole idea is abhorrent and beyond me.
I just have the same old tired argument that image challenges are rarely taken up with any thought because a word is just latched on to.
As for filters. I'd not know how. I rarely use them.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

duuuuurrr I dunt read wordz I just drew picturs

who died and made you the mayor of shit town?

You don't have any right to tell anyone how to enter this challenge, so get off your fucking high horse.
( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

Fuck me Prod.
Please stop editing your posts. Say what you mean in one go.
I'm just saying that I find it ridiculous that people compo things based on such very loose association. Nothing wrong with the images and many will be great. I just think that the b3ta compo is dead because it has no parameters. ( or none that anybody will adhere to )
And as for my rights. I think I have as much right to say the things I do as you have to say the things you do.
So, am I getting a valentine or what?
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

you can really go fuck yourself
if you think you can tell me not to edit my posts

dry your eyes for fuck sake....
( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

haha.
That's a no then?
Seriously, I thought we could have a good discussion. The request for the editing was simply because you make it difficult to respond when the things you say keep changing.
That's ok fella, if you'd rather insult me than debate with me it's ok. I have seen a trend with this and you recently.
I still love your stuff and no amount of internet bravado can stop that.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

wow you're still here when all those people up there are making a mockery of this challenge

you need a posse!!
( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

I've said my piece
and no need to bang on agout it. I'm still here because I'm now just arguing with you ( and I'd rather not ). I assumed we got on quite well and I would have thought that you would have been able to discuss things with me without the usual resorting to insults.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

you like the word discuss don't ya!

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

I'm sorry you feel this way Prodge, truly
I am. I'll just leave it there.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

that's nice dear

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

there's a challenge?
/checks front page
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

IT'S JUST A FREAKING PIC COMPO!!!

( Haku 's Root-Beer-O-Meter [0%>>-----50%-------100%] 10%, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

I know. Perhaps if you
read the brief you might post something related to it and worthy of entering.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

have you posted an entry yet?

( Haku 's Root-Beer-O-Meter [0%>>-----50%-------100%] 10%, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

no.
and I doubt I will. There is no way to show a cult that spreads misery for the majority of its members in a good light. Just the same with any 'religion'.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

'course there is

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

oh. I stand corrected ;)

( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

oooh
that's quite good.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

well of course it is.
I use the 'good' filter pack that does it all for me ;)
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

hence the "challenge" bit maybe.
i dunno. i'm indifferent to it all.
( Thee KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

perhaps you should leave b3ta for a week
cos you're going to get really fucking pissed off over the next 7 days if just a few scientology relates pictures are getting you in a tizz
( Haku 's Root-Beer-O-Meter [0%>>-----50%-------100%] 10%, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

I leave b3ta quite often
and usually Wednesday to Saturday on account of the challenge ruining the pages. But thanks for your advice. I shall consider it.
If it will save me any face you will notice I said that your image was both a good joke and well shopped. it's not the images, its the challenge that has become shit.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

This is cathartic it needs to happen
Release bad before good comes.
( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Thank you.
I don't ask that anyone agrees with me, but at least you understand what I'm getting at.
( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

I thought he left.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)