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[challenge entry] They're proud of this...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# *titters alot*
thats grand !

ning sir !
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# How can you have less than 10k messages?

does each one only count as .25?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# It must do.
She's posted over 800 in the last week
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# don't remind me.
as soon as i get a job or a male friend that no. will go down dramaticly.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Not with my job.
Well, for a few more months anyway. Then it might get more tricky.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# combine the two :D
OK things go on in my head should stay in my head
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# She could make a fortune just from some of the b3tans.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# got a link to that stats board matey?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# You'd better make it worth my while.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# oh look you are top of the board !
mwuahahahaha
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I'm the best
God I need to get out more
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha !
but it's cold..thats a good excuse for us to use !
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Yes, it is cold.
I'm up in the frozen wastelands of the North, too.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# and i am by the windy cold sea !

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# These excuses are foolproof.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# it rained all day and my car doors are sealed shut from the frozen-over rain
:-(
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Get a blowtorch.
You might think this risky, but trust me.

I accept no responsibility for any damage resulting from this suggestion
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I love the way
the quotes read like a story . . . pure genius !
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# cos i am amazing.
and dissapeared for ages when i as with teh doctor.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Good 'nings my dear
*sniggers uncontrollably*
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# is there a 'full of shit' gag I'm missing?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ^that
sums up scientology
:)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# This is a
suprisingly clean, positive award !
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# 2 scientologists, one cup?
come on, i can't be the only one thinking it?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I think you are.
Noone else is vomiting.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i'm not vomiting
i'm eating chicken and veg. with gravy.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# What kind of gravy ?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# chicken gravy
made with meat juices and veg juices
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# not to be confused with arse gravy

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Being from a family who owned a few pubs.
this reminds me of old Irish sots that have been in since lunch and can't make it to the toilets come 11 o' clock. Guinness, the devil's piss.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i will always remember
the woman who collapsed drunkenly outside my parent's house. her husband tried to lift her, then shouted up the street "you've shit yerself, you dirty bitch!"
oh, how we laughed...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# guinness
shit is the worst thing ever. I can't begin to describe the stink of the foul, black, oil slick as it undulates over a drunk's cheap trainers.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)
# watered-down marmite?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *bokes*

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# have you seen creepshow 2?
is it like that stuff on the lake that eats the horny teens?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I may have done
but it does not seem to have left a lasting impression on me. So I'll have to say, I don't know.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# it's like an evil, carnivorous oil slick.
it's quite gloopy, actually. molasses, possibly.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *searches youtube*

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *phones the mayor*


yup this is ok!!

woo!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# arf !
hello duckie !
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# 'ello

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)