How can you have less than 10k messages?
does each one only count as .25?
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M3Essential - Lens Flare! Fuck Yeah!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:33,
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It must do.
She's posted over 800 in the last week
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:36,
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don't remind me.
as soon as i get a job or a male friend that no. will go down dramaticly.
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KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:40,
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Not with my job.
Well, for a few more months anyway. Then it might get more tricky.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:42,
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combine the two :D
OK things go on in my head should stay in my head
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Jamnog º , drINKING LoTS OF gIN, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:59,
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hahaha !
but it's cold..thats a good excuse for us to use !
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KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:47,
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Yes, it is cold.
I'm up in the frozen wastelands of the North, too.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:48,
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Get a blowtorch.
You might think this risky, but trust me.
I accept no responsibility for any damage resulting from this suggestion
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:01,
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I love the way
the quotes read like a story . . . pure genius !
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Valin . . . Steaming Cool Stuff . . ., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:08,
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cos i am amazing.
and dissapeared for ages when i as with teh doctor.
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KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:39,
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Good 'nings my dear
*sniggers uncontrollably*
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Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:34,
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This is a
suprisingly clean, positive award !
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Valin . . . Steaming Cool Stuff . . ., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:34,
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2 scientologists, one cup?
come on, i can't be the only one thinking it?
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Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:36,
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i'm not vomiting
i'm eating chicken and veg. with gravy.
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Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:38,
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chicken gravy
made with meat juices and veg juices
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Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:42,
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Being from a family who owned a few pubs.
this reminds me of old Irish sots that have been in since lunch and can't make it to the toilets come 11 o' clock. Guinness, the devil's piss.
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Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:51,
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i will always remember
the woman who collapsed drunkenly outside my parent's house. her husband tried to lift her, then shouted up the street "you've shit yerself, you dirty bitch!"
oh, how we laughed...
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Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:54,
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guinness
shit is the worst thing ever. I can't begin to describe the stink of the foul, black, oil slick as it undulates over a drunk's cheap trainers.
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Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:58,
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have you seen creepshow 2?
is it like that stuff on the lake that eats the horny teens?
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Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:08,
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I may have done
but it does not seem to have left a lasting impression on me. So I'll have to say, I don't know.
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Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:10,
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it's like an evil, carnivorous oil slick.
it's quite gloopy, actually. molasses, possibly.
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Smash Monkey has been infected with filthy man-flu germs, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:18,
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