I think you are.
Noone else is vomiting.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

i'm not vomiting
i'm eating chicken and veg. with gravy.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

What kind of gravy ?

( Valin . . . Flew through a few . . . haven't you . . ., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

chicken gravy
made with meat juices and veg juices
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

not to be confused with arse gravy

( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

Being from a family who owned a few pubs.
this reminds me of old Irish sots that have been in since lunch and can't make it to the toilets come 11 o' clock. Guinness, the devil's piss.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

i will always remember
the woman who collapsed drunkenly outside my parent's house. her husband tried to lift her, then shouted up the street "you've shit yerself, you dirty bitch!"
oh, how we laughed...
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

guinness
shit is the worst thing ever. I can't begin to describe the stink of the foul, black, oil slick as it undulates over a drunk's cheap trainers.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

watered-down marmite?

( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)

*bokes*

( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

have you seen creepshow 2?
is it like that stuff on the lake that eats the horny teens?
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

I may have done
but it does not seem to have left a lasting impression on me. So I'll have to say, I don't know.
( Pasanonic was born in vault 101, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)

it's like an evil, carnivorous oil slick.
it's quite gloopy, actually. molasses, possibly.
( Smash Monkey is back on b3ta till december 13th, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)