These excuses are foolproof.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

it rained all day and my car doors are sealed shut from the frozen-over rain
:-(
( Agent Muu is walking to Ukraine... PLEASE see profile!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

Get a blowtorch.
You might think this risky, but trust me.

I accept no responsibility for any damage resulting from this suggestion
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)