If you have a problem, if no one else can help...

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)

*calls*
Tom! Tom! I am in urgent need of a smug Hollywood lunatic with dangerous fanatical tendencies!
( Sonic James Doom LiKESTRAiNS, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)