They also make love hearts...

( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha!
My parents took pity on me this Valingtimes day. Because they're buggering off for a few days, and I don't have a girly-friend, they got me a Toblerone!

So although I'll be sad, and most likely drunk, at least I'll have chocolate! :D
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

awww. thats good of them
mine didn't even bother. the cunts.

altho a friend sent me a surprise book and dvd-r of some mad 70 doc on witchcraft.
( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yeah I hate your parents.

(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

yay !

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

Aw, that was nice of them. :)
I've never received anything for Valentine's (Apart from said Toblerone). Even when I had a girlfriend!
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

oh me neither.

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I've a treat for you later then.
I'm also sad, so I'm making a playlist of all the songs which kill me inside, and guess what. I'M GONNA SHARE IT.

*drinks*
( Ttssattsr I LOVE GOLDEN SUN., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

hello my lovely !

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Herro, sweetie!
How are yah todaaay?
( Ttssattsr I LOVE GOLDEN SUN., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

well hating valentines day as ever. nbut i'm ooook.

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

:(
Sucks. *gets his lonely on*
( Ttssattsr I LOVE GOLDEN SUN., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Oo!
I shall look forward to that. :)
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Drink and chocolate ftw!
:)
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

^this !

( KittyVomit Provocative fucker, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Get really pissed
Go to the pub, sit in the corner and cry - at least then you can gain some fun from upsetting all the annoying smug couples trying to get each other drunk so they can play nekkid tiem in the desperate hope that it will make the other grow to like them.
(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

You've got that pretty well planned out.
Have you done this before?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

No
there's a guy who always really annoys me and Mrs A Vagabond by just sitting in the corner and crying when we go out to the pub each Valentine's day.
(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

Buy him
an inflatable lass. They're not that expensive and you'll get some peace and quiet. :)

Or failing that just shout at him until he goes away...
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

Sounds like it's time to try a new pub.
At least this one day out of the year.

Either that or the Motel No-Tell.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)

Is it as good as a graveyard?

(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)

uh, erm...
yeaaah. Just as good!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)

Sexy tiem!

(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

you can line the empty tube with chopped liver
Bingo! sorted.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

Microwave for 10-20 seconds
...any longer and it starts to smell a little offputting
( Hamster Trippin' hates you, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

Eurgh...
That sounds awful...

But who knows. If I drink enough...
(Incredibly Ordinary Dave stole the cookie from the cookie jar., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

Triangular
ring-piece tomorrow, then..
( blyerkit Taxi across Warsaw, 5am, 6 quid. Yay!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)