thats incredible
i just don't get the first one "Guvisa"? wassat?
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)

Our Guv' is a maestro...
/as in Guv'nor
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

thanks :)
my word i feel stupid.

this will be in nuts soon a feel. you should stop being good at satire, that'll make them leave you alone
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)

I seriously doubt NUTS will print this...
If they know what's good for them :)
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)

i hope they do
then they will bring down the thunder of the cruise meister.
( Thor_sonofodin Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

speaking of which has anyone got a book running
on how long it will be till compo gets Prince'd?
( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

Dont say that!
B3ta would be rubbish without TGA and his satire. Itd just be full of bad pixelmashs from Dave the Hat ;)

CATARACTS?
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)

But... but...
Pixelmashes are all some of us have to hold on to!

*holds tightly*
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)

Is your name Dave the Hat?
Eh? Is it? ;)

I downloaded Pretty Hate machine and listened to it last night! I really enjoyed it!

/20 years late blog
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)

My name is whatever you want it to be....
Ahem...

Don't worry about being 20 years late, everyone knows that modern music is shit.
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

Oh really?
*turns off Adele's CD*

I just sicked a little in my mouth at the thought of owning that :( Have you seen the munter?!?!?! Bleurgh!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)

Is that the one from Tottenham?
I've probably heard the little pikey wench blaring shit music on the top of the bus on the way to work.

*restrains self*
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)

I dunno about Tottenham specifically,
but she is definitely from London.
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)

Then she can be hunted down and milked until dead.
*loads the milking device*
( Sonic James Doom is reading Glass Books of the Dream Eaters - loves, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)

CATARACTS?

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)

CATARACTS?
we could be here for hours :)
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

CATARACTS?

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

CATARACTS?

( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)

"Coconut Tinder-Bundle? That's one of Bob Geldof's kids isn't it"?

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

"Our Guv' isa Maestro..."
Edit: slow as 8k.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)

there's a cleverly placed
apostrophe, i didn't spot it at fist
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)

so there is

( Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)