'pologies for two crow-related posts within 25 minutes
But if we replace Mr Cruise with a well-trained crow*, we can infiltrate the 'church' and...um...set embarrassing pictures as L Ron's desktop background...

*_{I believe they're about the same size...}

(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)

Youve been watching Sanchez in Scrubs again havent you.....

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

You are obsessed with crows.
Why?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)

I simply wish to encourage the notion that crows are hilarious...
...there's too many goths who watched "The Crow" and decided that corvids were something dark and profound. I dispute this, as I find them immensely comical. Next time you see one, watch it try to walk, or play in a puddle. Then you may start to understand...or just think I'm a daft twat who should be doing better things with my time.
(The Supreme Crow out of tune but just not quite the same, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)

*backs away slowly*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)

I hope that both of these are true :)

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)

The collective noun for crows
Is a "murder".
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)

Well done :)
But what is the collective noun for Badgers?
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)

A "goat"

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

Its a colony Im afraid.
But my favourites are a Charm of Hummingbirds and a Parliament of Owls.
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! knows Rathen is what is wrong with B3ta....., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)

flying rats.
local farmers used to pay us to shoot them when I was a boy. Saved a fortune in clays.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)

i saw one
tangled in rope. that was funny.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)