tape some pics you've drawn to the bottom of his shoes.(
postbear in a new show called 'SUCK MY TEPID JESUSTITS', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 5:06,
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when i used to work in my uncle's restaurant,I put one of those miniature portions of cheese that you get on in flight meals with fuck off carved onto it into someone's pocket. I put it in the wrong jacket and this woman found it in her pocket and blamed this other guy.she told her 60 yr old husband who wanted to come into the restaurant and confront him. the guy who got blamed knew it was me, we both laughed a lot about it.
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Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 5:11,
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she should have been terrified.she who finds the 'fuck off' cheese is cursed forever, i hear.
why would she pick someone to blame? was he known for having a cheese fetish?
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postbear in a new show called 'SUCK MY TEPID JESUSTITS', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 5:15,
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I don't know.we pissed ourselves laughing imagining her showing it to her husband though
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Cockweasle Snarn, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 5:28,
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