he plays
the gentleman's horn by all accounts and is the reason the church bagged him a trophy wife, like some others you might have heard of.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

hahaha
"gentleman's horn"
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)