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( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

Beau Bo d'Or in "bindun" shocker!!

( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

hahaha. got to be a first.

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

i know the feeling

( onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

Dixon squared in binman's stockings!

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

ehhhhhhhh
What?
( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

I dunno
It seemed appropriate.
*must sleep*
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

What *have* you been up to, young man?
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

Not sleeping due to worrying about money-house-work-death
That kind of thing, you know.
Oh, and apparently, when I do sleep I snore and that's my bloody fault
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Oh, the snoring thing...
How does that work, exactly?

My suggestion for a cure: couple of stiff Armagnacs 'afore ye head off to bed.

Works a treat.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Booze seems to exacerbate it unfortunately
Oh well, a report out this week says I'm causing him to have high blood pressure.
The house will be mine, all mine I tell you!
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

I can help there.
There's a spray you can get from Boots and places called 'Stop Snoring Spray' (excellent name). It's quite expensive, but it really works for manwife. If you have a nasal sniffy thing as well that'll make it even better.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

Thanks Fae, but I've tried that to no avail.
I have, in the past, been trained to respond to a word or a nudge(wink) and roll over and stop.
That seems to have stopped working. Surgery may be needed.
*is scared*
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

perhaps a bit of exercise?
I got fat when I was younger, and started snoring like a drain, lost lots of weight, stopped snoring, put a little back on, started snoring again... I'm seeing a pattern developing.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

IMO men should snore.
I get a bit confused when they don't. They should snore and be hairy.

(also scream when they see fire and beat pteranodons over the head with clubs)
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

I don't think I snore, and I'm pretty happy with that.
I've got the hairy thing sorted though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

Well that's good then.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

hmmm
Lost 10 kilos last year and gained 3 back since stopping gym.
Balls. I'll go again next week. Ta.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)

I've just heard it's a possibility
I think some snoring is causes by extra fat in the throat that vibrates, but isn't normally there if someone is within a certain range of their correct weight. Don't know any details though. I would sort out my snoring, but I don't care about anyone enough to allow them a night's sleep.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

They told manwife that
as well.

You'd get a kick if it were me.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

After 13 years you'd think he'd shut up and get used to it.
Bloody Aries, always thinking they're right :¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

:D
My parents are both Scorpio. Thank fuck I don't live with them anymore.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

kick the horoscopes as well
and realise that you have complete control over your future.

That'll be 200 quid please, I think you'll find it very competitive as far as medical and mental advisors go.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

But they must be right, they predicted something correctly once.
*sigh*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

despite their complete generality
my horoscopes never suggest I'm going to spend the week avoiding work, wanking and crying.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

All the rest of us could have guessed, though.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

Oh, I never read those crappy prediction bollox any more
But I do see some of the supposed traits in people.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

I'm a Virgo, what does that mean I should be like?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Neat
and extremely sexy.
Guess my sign, go on, go on.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

Oh bless you.
*hug*

I'm sorry sugar.

Are you thick necked? Manwife's got a neck like a bulldog and it just makes things worse.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)

Not especially, no.
I think I'll try dbroon's exercise thing. I've been a bit lazy of late.
Anything but surgery - gah!
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)

aaah.. I thought it might
I'm sure I've offended before..

edit - and I know people are joking !
:-)
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

I find you offensive all the time.
How dare somebody be so topical. Down with this sort of thing.


Edit: obviously I'm joking, and being quite complimentary due to your topical nature, which beats everyone elses. It's like comedy news, your posts.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

careful now


/father ted
( prodigy69, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

sacrifice her to rob?

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Oh I'm only bloody joking, I'm sure he knows that.
BBD's clever enough to catch sarcasm!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

ooooh touchy!!

I'm sure ivesb was also only joking
( prodigy69, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

I've got my Heather Mills hat on today.
Give me many monies.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

awww! but captain-
*empties pockets*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

*pokes about*
£2.46

I demand monies of the paper variety.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

*offers Vietnamese Dong*
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)

I read that as Valentines Dong,
which gave me a completely different mental image.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

they have paper money now?!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

ummm....
yeah...
*hides stake and fire wood*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

*whistles nonchalantly*


I think we got away with it ivesb
( prodigy69, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)

*plots*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)

*winks*

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

i know..
just joshing captain!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

it's what the news would be like if the Day Today was real
"NEWS FELCH"
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

Exactly.
Excuse me, but I must be off. It appears an eLynch Mob wants to hang me from the nearest tree.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

but eTrees are the wrong way up to hang people from

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

Where there's a will, there's a way

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

will cock y nk
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

That is also very, very true.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

*Is shocked*

( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

whoops
www.b3ta.com/board/8058183

_{'s on popular too.}
( Chadder was born again, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

this is a day to remember

( prodigy69, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)

it has seen the end of Beau Bo d'Or
it will soon see the end of HappyToast
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

i haven't seen it, so:
hahahaha!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

haven't seen it?
do you know what the date and time is?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

hummm
15th feb 2008 13:15ish
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

close

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

at the third stroke...
*convulses on floor*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)

the loss of motor functions, sponsored by Accurist will be
mostly down your left hand side.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

*dribbles*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

Do your flies up, love.
And it's nice to see you too.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

*waggles finger at the Cap'n*
Now, now....

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

hahaha

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

A little insensitive, don't you think?
:D
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

only down the left side

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)

I was going to say something about the different between motor and sensory functions,
but that'd make me look like a pedantic geek.
oops
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

i was aware it wasn't necessarily accurate
but i tend to feel it's wrong to let fact get in the way of hummus
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

afferent and efferent nerves can be affected by stroke
although, for a stroke to cause damage in sensory and motor cortices, it would have to be pretty major and unlikely to be survivable... I would have thought.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)

You're probably right.
It's amazing how adaptable the brain can be, though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)

So clever!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)

eh eh eh
woo!
( spacefish frinGe sUnday. 10 augusT. goTo calEndaR., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)