I was in a stage production of Grease. More than once.
I have never, ever worn tighter trousers.
( Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

who were you?
please be Rizzo
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)

Rizzo AND Sandy
obviously not both at once.

Rizzo suited me better though.
( Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

*wanks*
I know all the words to "There are worse things I could do"
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

It's my philosophy, sometimes.

( Captain Wow Chairwoman of the Broads, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

you could flirt with all the guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys
smile at them and bat your eyyyyyyyyyyyyyes, press against them when you dance, make them think they stand a chance, then refuse to see it through?
( dbroon free yo mind so yo behind can follow, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)