TOM-TOM-TOM-TOM Cruise! Cruise! Tomtomtomomo Cruise! momom bleeeeeeeew!
Best image compo for quite some time. It's managed to lure me back into posting. Hurrah!



So does this mean b3ta's a part of Project Chanology now? If so, yay. And considering what happened with Prince, is Rob not shitting bricks over the thought of CoS turning litigous?

Oh, also, click for super OT-VII enchanced big mode.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:49, archived)

I don't think b3ta is a part of project chanology.
Far too serious for our liking. Not enough crudely drawn cocks involved.
edit: Oh, and woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)

They didn't bother when we did Cruise though.

(Caustic Armadillo brought his Shark Repellant Batspray, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

Yeah, but now they're being attacked directly
And they're already on edge from Project C.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)

What are they going to do, ban us from being scientologists?
Oh no. Who will I give thousands and thousands of pounds to now?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

Actually, considering their lawerly muscle...
Most of their court cases have been resoundingly unsucessful. I wonder why. Oh yeah, aliens lol.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)

:)

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)

That pretty much sums up CoS' modus operandii entirely
Have you read some of the stories about what the ordinary (not celebrity) scientologist's quarters are like? The SoC charges huge sums for shitty dosshouses when their members can't keep up on their mortgages.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

cults will be cults.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahahahahha


TRAVOLTA:Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time


( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

hahaha
another masterpiece.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

hahaha cheers
masterpiece piece of badly animated weirdo shite
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Me.
I'll spend it on steak and CDs.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)

^this
is a great way to spend money
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)

It sounds like a good night in to me.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)

indeed.
it has been, several times.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

But the challenge is to portray them in a good light.
Which is much, much more of a challenge, and they shouldn't complain about it.
If they're in any way sensible, that is.
We're probably fucked.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

THEY ARE NICE
www.b3ta.com/board/8064727
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

Obviously it's made that much easier by your fantastic photoshopping talent

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

b3ta isn't 'part of' anything
but there are a fair few Anons here.
( the RAND corporation, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)

Woo!

& fuck Prince!
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)

I'm pretty sure Prince would be a CoS member by now
If Jehovah's Witnesses hadn't gotten him first.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Wouldn't suprise me at all!
The weirdo
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)