Bling Bling, yo!



Sorry for Length.

"Cult Of Scientology" (to the tune of cult of personality by living colour)

My name is L. Ron, yes, you know me...
I'm that cunt from scientology,
Its quite expensive, Its not free!
I’ve downed pink pills, and L.S.D.
In the cult of scientology
Like John Travolta and Jason Lee
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



Realise, I sell lies
for a billion years, this contract ties
body thetans, follow me
dianetics set me free
I sell you books you need to read
I Fucking hate psychiatry
I’m the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I'm A whole bunch of crazeeeey
I’m in the cult of scientology
Like Leisa Goodman and Kirstie Allee-eey
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I’ve got a fucking fake degree
I’m in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology




I will destroy you, go to extremes
I’ve got my own military
I’m in the cult of scientology
Leah Remini and Lisa Marie
are in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



I sell you books you need to read
I fucking hate psychiatry
I’m the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I tell you: "You're a worker bee"
...in the cult of scientology
Like Beck Hanson and Ethan Suplee
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
yes You have to follow me
no cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I’ve got a fucking fake degree
I’m in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology
(VashTheStampede, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

urrg

( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

PICTURE ON A WORDS

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

It's good, but it's no 'One night in Bangkok' by Murray Head

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Or some of the great works of Pam Ayres!:O

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

*punches things*

( prodigy69, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

Did you find out?
Edit: Do I address you as "Limahl" now?

( Flowerpot Please vote: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)

limahl!
i'd forgotten about him! my sis had 116 posters of that mulleted fecker all over our bedroom walls!
i countered with freddy krueger posters.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

He was in a lineup on NMTB a while ago
Which surprised me. Most people know exactly what he looks like. Black and white hair or not.

( Flowerpot Please vote: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

not heard anything yet..probably mid week

( prodigy69, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)

was that the new "amstell" version?
i don't watch as much as i used to now that mark lamarr is gone.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)

I think it was
I only watch via youtube. Some kind soul posts them just a day or two after they are broadcast \o/ and sometimes I re-watch old ones.
Simon Amstell does a great job. His humour is different to Mark Lamarr's but he can be just as cutting and as quick with witty comebacks.

I truly believe it's the best thing on telly and has been since it started.

( Flowerpot Please vote: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)

he is funny and i do enjoy it
but i still prefer mark and his suicide jokes
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)

It's not bad. I just say animate it.

( Uncle Gilmour still lives in a lazy fair laissez faire style on, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

haha
I thought for a second that you'd just written loads and loads of words there..

..ah.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

can you make it smaller?
like 2 point or something
( crazyjude pie, cheese and cayke, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

Why not link to the words, perhaps?
www.lolwords.com/lookwhatipasted.txt
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

I like the original
but I can't be arsed to read what you've changed
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Your poetry skills need work

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)