hmm

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

so is the bible

( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

aye tis truth

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

Read this "Chariots of the Gods : Was God An Astronaut?"
It is true - FACT
( Wobbly Bloke - putting the FAT into fatigue on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

There is no truth.
Only belief.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

FACT

* This might be true - FACT
( Wobbly Bloke - putting the FAT into fatigue on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

^this^

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

no, the bible is about a magician and a vengeful bogey man who will punish you forever if you don't follow his rules

( monstrinho do biscoito finally some fucking new tshirts at NOGUNARMY.COM, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

rules

ever-changing rules. god shifts the goalposts with every chapter.
(boris the spider, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

god

blokes professing to know that a supernatural creator being wanted them to change the words that other blokes wrote.
( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

good call

(boris the spider, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

"so how come
you're allowed to eat meat on a Friday now?"

/Dougal
(Professor Yaffle Never ever bloody anything ever, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

Doesn't have enough lasers for my liking.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

*forms the first church of stargate*

( Thor_sonofodin half a dinari for my bleedin' life story!, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

*joins*

( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

*joins*

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

*leaves*

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

*joins again*

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

*sweeps*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

*forms the People's Presbyterian Church of Stargate*

( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

fuckers!

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

splitters

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

*Forms people's front of Stargate*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

*bombs embassy*

( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

*beheads teachers*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

*forms Stargate People's Front'
*glares*

_{SPLITTEEEEERRRS}
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

*mutters into bag of otters' noses*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

Splitter!
*spits*

*mumbles somthing about atlantis*
( Thor_sonofodin half a dinari for my bleedin' life story!, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

*burns effigy of Kurt Russell*

( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

*sexes alien*

*realises it a man*

*realises two films have crossed paths*
( Thor_sonofodin half a dinari for my bleedin' life story!, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

The Crying Gate?

( dbroon John Leslie pissed on my bollocks, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

Arf!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)

Spader Daniel Jackson or other one?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

The other one
he's sexier.
( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

*forms the popular peoples church of stargate*

( Wobbly Bloke - putting the FAT into fatigue on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

joins the
people's front of stargate's crack suicide squad
(rock paper scissors, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

smoke me a kipper

( onephilosophy a lemon tree my dear wotsit, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

*joins*

( lo, the Greebo Warrior was raped by John Leslie on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)