Mustchios


From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

One of them looks like a whelk.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

You're Whelk-come.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

oi, s(t)ir! Be careful!
(btw, woo!)
( clorey mcnuggety, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

easy now
you're making me feel clammy (sorry)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Youo love to show your mussel!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

i do indeed love to show my prawn

( clorey mcnuggety, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

you've been known to get a little shellfish with it though

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

enough of these crab puns!

( clorey mcnuggety, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

No way, I've still got lobster go.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

me too, i'm having a whale of a time

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

i'm trying hard to shrimp of a good pun

( clorey mcnuggety, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

you just have to mollusc it over

( Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

We must be scalloping towards the finishing line by now, surely.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

my puns are certainly getting krilly bad

( clorey mcnuggety, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

I come prepared.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

Ooo
That was 1111 posts!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

huzzah!

( clorey mcnuggety, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

Really?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

That's BUPA for ya
She should have gone to the Whelkome inn!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Careful,
some cockle reply and get you into a pun war.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I always beat the hat with not fuss
You really wanna take on the big gums?!:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Maybe not.
I'm very conch-ientious of my punning.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

Ooo nice one!
But my reputation does make others clammy!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

For that, you deserve to walk the plank.Tons of people would agree with me.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8081479
( clorey mcnuggety, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Let's all say a Praire for Sue
( Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

bearded
pistachios? Surely clam is needed?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

www.biro-art.com/beardedclam.html
( NobbyNobody, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

haha
I can't seem to find the clitoris
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

I had heard that.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

:{D

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha
Where's Bill when you want the guy to explain stuff?
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

He's over there.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

*Bill Oddie in dodgy hostel shock*
How much coke did you find? ;)
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Only the kiddy stuff

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

Given how much charlie goes though the BBC it wouldn't surprise me if Bill trains little guys like Robins to have a good go at lines like that
before he films them being active all over the place

not that I seriously mean the latter half of what was said
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Sugar dates! Sugar dates and figs!
Sugar dates and Mustachios!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)