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From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:57, archived)

I really do wish more men would dress like this.
It would please me so very, very much.

All the others should dress as pirates.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:58, archived)

I'll dress as a pirate please

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)

Obviously.
I've seen you in a skirt before. :D


*runs*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)

hmm
and i believe you fucking loved it
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)

I love a man in knee high socks.
Makes me whimper.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)

and i had a dagger tucked into mine

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)

So would I if I were a man dressed like a small girl.
:D No, you looked very handsome.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)

hahaha
man i'm going to punch you so hard
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)

Glaswegian foreplay.
None finer.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)

and you had superman pance!!
don't forget them...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)

oh yes
and superman pance
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

and a bannock in your sporran

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)

You, Cap'n, are borked on the inside.
Except for the pirates bit.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)

I AM PERFECTLY NORMAL THANKYOU

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)

Yeah, if "Normal" means
"Likes seeing old men dressed up as young girls"

Freak.

Fancy a kiss?
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)

Depends on where it is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)

Somewhere nice.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)

All of me is nice.
Especially this bit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)

*kisses*

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

I shall never wash that elbow again.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)

Phwaor
Elbows! wow
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

Glasgow

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)

:D WAAAAARPED

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)

The back of a volkswagen

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)

Now there's an offer.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)

How about half beautiful lady and half pirate, for those of us who wouldn't be able to make up our minds?

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:00, archived)

No. I demand full commital to either side.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)

Committed?
I think I should be
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)

We all should be.
Big sanitarium full of b3tans. Lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

Shouldn't that be
An Insanitarium?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

Not according to metallica.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)

Mettalica
Years ago my (now ex) brother in law was a driver for Maettalica. he said they were all soft as shite and ran away if anyone was nasty to them!
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

Would not suprise me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

Okay...
How about pirate on the outside, but full-blown lady crackers on the inside...?

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)

This is what I shall be doing.
Very well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

Excellent.
I'm halfway there already.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

Damn
Will now have to start wearing pance again
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

where can I buy
Superman pance, and do I have to wear them on the outside?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

You know why Pirates are so cool?
They just Arrrrrr!
(aka Rohan likes puns, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)

No, because they're me.
My mate's great, great, great granddad or whatever was a pirate.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)

I don't get it.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)

what arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you doing?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)

I have a pirate costume already



and that dress
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)

Well you must make a choice, young glasshoppa.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)

can't i just stick with my short sleeved lab coat?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)

no
it's too foolish
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)

No.
UNLESS you wear a dress or a pirate costume under it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)

arrr!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)

pirates you say? (NSFW)
well yarrrr to that!

Click for NSFW


( sock is sock, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)

erk!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)

I wish I could.
I do.


NSFW b3tans for the bloody win.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)

yay!!
i am FTW for a change!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)

I have several items of girls clothing.
Though nothing as awesome as this. It's mainly 'cos mens 'small' isn't 'small' these days, it's 'medium'.

I blame fat blokes.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)

I wear mens small t shirts
girly ones ride up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)

Girls ones ride up
Cos they are designed by men
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

Ahhhhh logics.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)

yes
I heartily agree

There's a bloke round our way who goes shopping in a cut-off nylon nightie and spats
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)

Excellent.
Man, I miss Slough.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)

Have.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 8:58, archived)

That is soooo wrong!
*secretly admires*
(aka Rohan likes puns, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:00, archived)

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my eyes! my beautiful eyes!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)

I'm sure my dad has this pic in his downstairs lav

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)