Grandfather Kitten.



From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)

ER HELLER!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)

I SAY!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

WHAT WHAT!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

Up Helly Ar
More like
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

part of my heritage, is that

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)

You are Thor
AICMFP
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

If he was he would not be safe from me.
I went out with a complete fuckhead for ages because he happened to look like a viking.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

Was it Mighty Nibus?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

I doubt it, Nibus is lovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

Fluff in the morning!
Woo!
( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

Do you lick the lid of life?
'ning all!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)

I lick lots of things.
It's important to know how things taste. My sofa tastes like my handbag.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

you are Hayden Panettiere
AICMFP
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

If I was do you think I'd be here talking to you chumps
or frotting myself silly in front of a mirror?


Eeexactly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

i think you'd be frotting yourself silly in front of a mirror, but also be here telling us chumps that you were doing it

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

If I was that lovely little nugget, probably.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)

only you could make 'nugget' sound complimentary :D

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)

Oh you do make me laugh
with the things you say!
:D
( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

Why?!
I say perfectly acceptable things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

I know!!

( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

i cannot accept this

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

My sofa tastes like meat...
This bothers me...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

That's because you don't have a sofa
You do have a dead cow, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

It's hard being Damien Hirst sometimes...
*gets lackey to do all the hard work*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

Try being Tracy Emin.
*suddenly sprouts masses of hair*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)

Can I be Angus Fairhurst instead?
That way I only have to change my surname...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Your name's Angus?
What a brill name. If I was a boy, Angus was one of the names I was going to possibly be called.

as it is, the only Angus apart from you that I know is my mate's mum's cat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)

Ha ha ha
Thank you very much, it does make an excellent name for a cat... A big bruiser of a cat - a Maine Coone perhaps?
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)

Nah, just a ginger tom.
I had a maine coon, he was called LG, which stands for Little Girl. It'd take too long to explain, but he was King of the Cats anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

One of them is next on my cat list...
Yes, I have a cat list.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)