PLUS time off.
I had a days compassionate when my nan died a few weeks back, and a day of annual leave. Can't really ask for more.
( Captain Wow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)

yes you can.
and if they sack you, sue their asses!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)

my father "in-law" has to put eyedrops in every hour or so because his tearducts are fucked.
you DO NOT WANT this to happen to you.
( mutster101 is honour-bound by a sacred trust., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

This is true.
When I go and see him about that blood test I forgot to go to and the strange thing and my tinea versicolour and the patch on my neck where I've lost all feeling I shall mention it.
( Captain Wow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)