Pfft...


From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( Ninj, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)

So blatantly still would!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

If you work for a TV company
you'll have a very good chance
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

Ooooh!
What a scurrilous accusation ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

FACT!
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my newsreaders to be journalists who've worked their socks off, rather than some bimbo who's done a TV presenting course and then shagged her way into a succession of jobs to slowly rise the TV ladder...

Or maybe that's just me
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)

I totally agree.
But its not really news in the morning is it?

And anyway, I would happily bone Moira Stewart anyway ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

Yeah...
but at least she's earned it
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

Kaplinsky's earned it!
She's got a pretty face, trim figure and nice legs.

That's earning it.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

i agree
i'd scuttle her
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

See - I don't give a hoot.
Just as long as they're a fit bird.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

still would...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

^see above^

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

*grabs video camera*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

*turns on porn movie music*

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

*desperatly tries to get an erection*
stop staring joe!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)

Fluffer!
help him out will you
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

*flashes arse*

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

that'll do it!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

mario's hot without his hat

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

What is WRONG with you!
Just lately, you have ALL the hummus and ALL the skillz0rz! Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)

Hee hee.
Marvellous.
( Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

I would rather be forced to vomit
from Michael Winner filling my throat with his disease ridden red cock than touch that excuse for a woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

JEALOUS!
*points*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

Not at all.
I can trowel my makeup on and style my hair like Declan Donnelly any time I want. I just choose not to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

Awww! G'wan!
G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan, y'will, y'will, y'will, y'will, y'will, y'will, y'will!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

Not at all!
Right, time for a cigarette.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)

my mate's girlfriend looked like him
plus she had a weird condition which meant her foot swelled up when she had Ribena


I think he'd put these as a requirement in his lonely hearts ad
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

we all know you're just playing hard to get

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

I FUCKING HATE HER!
so there...
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)

*restrains*
leave it!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)

*seethes*
Oh GOD will someone please post SOMETHING!
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)

*runs down to the letter box*
there!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

Haha!
Actually I wouldn't! tache or not!!!
( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)

but you have a tache of your own
it would be too dangerous... static or velcro
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

You made me think of kissing someone witha tache!!
That would mean it be a man!!!

EEEUUW!
( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

Racist!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)

Yeah! Coming over here, not shaving fully!!

( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)

thats not what you said at in birmingham!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)

Where?
Bummingham?
( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)

=D

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm sure she served me paella in a tapas bar once

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)

I heard a rumour...
that her nickname amongst make-up ladies is "Tash", and not just because it's a shortened version of "Natasha".
( le brian ..., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)