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[challenge entry] bloody dyslexia...

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(I helped save b3ta! WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Arf!
TJ just received this from a local school.



Is anyone in a position to tell me that this is a vile hoax, or is the world genuinely f**ked?

yeah yeah I know, quick tell the internet...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# How would the kids be able to afford it?
Silly drug dealers. They should have considered their target audience better.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Thank you
so the world's only mildly f**ked...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# No
when local schools are this fucking stupid, the world is completely fucked.

Edit: and thank you all, this is actually way better than my birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ooooh happy candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Thank you :)
Have a b3taday moon from last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Cor - is that an eclipse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah
that was about 10 minutes from full.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha aboard the ship of Theseus, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# That's rather bloody spesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# i missed the damn thing
due to falling asleep on the couch. damn you, lord of the rings!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey why is your child calling me barry?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# B3rtday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# they'll be fingerprinting the poor kids next
oh wait....
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Your hat enhances my icon no end!
:D

*steals*

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
One kiddy on Strawberry Quick cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Strawberry Quick stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It really is Cake,
isn't it... Stupid fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# The cake is a lie.
(PyroTyger Bum Fiasco, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# That sounds like shenanigans to me.
chocolate, peanut butter, coke flavour etc meth? Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# .
www.louthleader.co.uk/news/Police-quash-Strawberry-Quick-drug.3514980.jp
www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# World is fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Stephen_Seagul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Seems very Chris Morris
does he work for your LEA?
(I helped save b3ta! WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Well I thought that too
but it came straight from the school head.

Hook, line and sinker methinks
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# please email the head and say
'if you think this is serious, you need to resign.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Crystal Meth for kids, thats great!
i'll get some for my neice so she can smoke it in her Fisher Price "My First Crack Pipe"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# It's known to affect the knees and give users an unusual walk
Known as "the strawberry quick-step"
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)