The borg had a strict policy...


regarding facial hair, and Hugh damn well knew this.

From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(planetfall, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)

hahaha!!
facial hair is futile!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

hahaha

( Mushroom, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

i'll shove this in here


I plan to make a page for each moustache type so bear with me and consider this a work in progress...
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

Woo!
/blatantly showing off new hat

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)

pfff!

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ivesb... is that you?

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

Hahaha!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

hahaha!!
not quite... i have chin hair too!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

ahh, so that's what you call it?
;)

just messing
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

*sobs*
i'm going to make you stroke my beard at the derby bash!
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

I have a shit beard too, don't worry :)

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

Shit beards FTW!
This needs a club...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)

YES!
To the club-mobile.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

*fires up Reliant Robin*

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

WHEY! Now THAT's a car.
...sort of.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)

It's almost a car...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)

I said I was kidding!
you great nana!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)

Haha!
my 5000 is ready, so I can talk again.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

*fears*

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)

And with good reason.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

I don't know if I can take too much more B3tan cockery.
:(
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)

Don't worry, there's no cock.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)

You're not in the picture?
:D

Joking, of course.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

Haha, I'm afraid I am.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

Bummery?
;)
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)

If you're offering, I guess.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)

hahahaha!

( Mstandot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)

Do you know, I've never thought of that before,
they couldn't assimilate Riker, could they!?

Grow facial hair, escape the collective! ;)
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

actually,
in first contact there is a klingon borg still with 'tache....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

Oh re-he-he-heeealy!?
*chinny stroke*

I've never noticed! They always seem to be male too, asides from some obvious exceptions such as 7 of 9 and the Borg Queen....
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)