friday night shift, is it.
dali, as he probably saw himself. but with more melting puppies.


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( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

Pelting muppies D:
I like this.
It is weird.
And brill.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

PELT THE RABBIT IN HIS BIG WHITE FACE!

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

YES!!!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

It's a terrific bunny bumming!

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

That's not really a game, though, is it Vince?
It's more a sequence of events.
A sequence of horrific events...culminating in a rape...
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

I'm laughing too hard
to type the next line. Hahahaha
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

Oh I want the truth to be SAAAAAAID
ba-ba-ba-baaaaa-ba
I knoooow thiiiis muuuch iiiis truuuuue



Edit: you youngsters won't get this at all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

Youngsters?
you're only 23!
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Yeah, name anyone else under the age of 35 who
still listens to Spandau.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

I'm sure there are some out there,
but most of the people I know have at least a modicum of taste.
;)
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Kiss my arse, Cakie m'lad.
:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

*flexes tongue*
Ready when you are m'dear!
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

:D
Ooooh you dirty bastard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

*films*
4.
5. *profits*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

ME!
I'm currently 21.
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

Really?
Well done on both counts then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Hooray!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE A PIE?
Nooooooo!
Mmbut it is a good pie!
Nevertheless..the last time you gave me pie, I cut into it with my tiny piecutter, and hundreds of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples..I was confused...it was a trick pie!

GrrrrrWHYYOUNOLIKEMYPIE!?

I just told you!

etc. etc.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

Hahah
This hat is quite cool...in a Pete Doherty sort of way...
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

I forced Caewan to watch it.
He laughed three times.
Silly Callum, Mighty Boosh is not boring!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Aww...
what a tard sillyhead. :p
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I agree!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

Hahah
Did you see me and mofaha's snowmen? The second one, well, wee just rolled loads and loads of snow about to make a huge ball. In the end, it was heavier than oth of us. That was not good for my neck/shoulder. x]
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

I didn't!
Is it on your flickr?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Yeah!
The one with the blunt, he was cool. But the first one, we gave him a cigarette made of a twig and lit it. ^.^
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

Hahah but wouldn't that melt him?
They look awesome :D
I want to give one a moustache made of your eyebrow now.

The last time I made a snowman is wasn't a man as such. More of a man's part.
It was painful to see my mum hack it to pieces with a shovel :(

I then rolled a bloody huge ball and got it stuck in the middle of the road.
I ran.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

Well
no. We were careful. ^.^ And it barely lit, 'cause it was a wet twig, his ciggy. Oh god. xp

A man's part? Does that mean what I think it means?

Hahahah we got the huge one stuck in front of Tony's deck and spent aages trying to get in front of our own deck. :]
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

Yes, I made a snowcock.
AND MUM SLICED IT UP WITH A SHOVEL.
*shudders*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Shoulda closed your eyes when she did that.
But at least now I know if you ever really piss me off, I can just run at you with a shovel. ;D
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

I'll never really piss you off anyway.
And YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE.
I think.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

Okay good to know.
And I might. I might not. *mysterious* ;]
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

Well if you do, you'd better write to me!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahah
PENPALS!!!!!


I always wanted a pen pal. I signed up to get one and payed money and shit and i never got anything. It sucked.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

I'd whore myself out for free
but I doubt mofaha would approve!! :P
It was suggested to me today that I go to a bash with him the next time he goes to england, but I doubt that'll happen :)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

Someone suggested you go to a bash with mofaha?
Hahah why?
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

So that he'll know I'm who I say I am
he said to me once that there's still a doubt I could be a hairy old man, instead of me, who is real. But oh well.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

Aaah
right. x]
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

One word per line
FTW
( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

don't
butt

oh fuck, I can't fit the "in" in.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'm cccccooooooollllllddd :(

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

I has a TriGun hat
But I'm too hot.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

I'm not wearing much because I got too hot,
but now I'm too cold :(
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

Put clothes on, then
silly.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

I am going to bed anyway :P
Night dear :)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Aw
pssh fine.
Night, love
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

You notice the goodnight down here,
and not my speech up there?
Humph!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

*hands duvet*

( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

My ex called my duvet my porno blanket
because I used to hide under it all the time
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

The Boosh is the best thing ever.

( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I beg to differ.
Desperate Housewives ftw.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

I can picture you fwapping over that.
I don't want to, but I can.
Ya sweaty hippy face all screwed up, jerking about like a madman.
Bleh!
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I don't fancy any of them, to be honest.
I just love the storylines.

I know a guy who accidentally hit Eva Longoria on the head. He fell asleep in an airport and she was sitting behind him, and his head fell back and banged into hers :P
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

*fans self with tour tickets*
They'd best be fucking shit hot or I will turn them BOTH inside out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

They do tend to repeat jokes a lot..:S

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

And just make up any old crap
Swan envelopes!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

It's true.
They have repeated one or two* from their tour in series three.

*pfft
( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hence the threats.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hence me being more excited about
more Desperate Housewives than a live tour of the Boosh.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

Don't touch me!

(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

Never touch me!

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

Not even when we're out buying..
..hammocks.

We do that a lot.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Thanks to the Boosh Live DVD
I now say '*insert city name* YOU CHEEKY BITCH!'
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hahah!
"I don't care if you're filming a dvd, I'll take my own sweet time!"
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

Hahahah
'Top shelf! How you feeling?' Thanks to that, I think Boosh Live, and picture people sitting in shelves. Then I saw Hexachordal's promo for his album and now I picture him curled up on that shelf. x]
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

Creepy tom
creepy creepy tom tom!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

I'm going off like this
Monkey haands and frooozen legss.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

The ultimate combination!

( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hahahahah

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

I once did that through ASDA.
Me and dad have competitions to see who can get the strangest looks while we're shopping, because we both hate it.
I won that time.
He spent the entire time pretending to be a mong once.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hahahahahahahah
mofaha and I get strange looks in the grocery store all the time. But we make up songs and, like, make faces/noises at the groceries, have fist fights, etc. ^.^
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

My dad acted out the whole of "Us and them" in the car once.
My favourite bit was his impression of the line "we're only ordinary men"

Can you guess what he did?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

I went to ASDA just before,
and contemplated on setting off a Coke and Mentos rocket then legging the fuck out of the store.
( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

DO IT

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

I will, but here's the catch.
I have just pciked them fresh off the shelves and not paid for them.
( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

Leave money

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

Good idea.
:D
( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

Well done, you have passed the test.
What test?
The Kinder egg test. Most men would have eaten the Kinder egg.
( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Well done, you have passed the test.
What test?
The ball test. Most men would have caressed my balls.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

REMEMBERRRRRR WHAT THE DOORKNOOOB SAIIIIIID
FEEEEED YOUR HEAAAAAAD.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

in your head, in your he-e-ead - zohombie
do do do do
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

WIV DAIR TANKS AND DAIR BOAMS AND DAIR BOAMS AND DAIR GOANS

( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

LOL
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll!
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE
JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DONT CARE
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
SOMETHING SOMETHING DAAAAAY.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

Marconi plays the mamba
listen to the radio.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

we're the shop of fools
we really are. and i blame singstar.
( deshnoodle agonising over sig files since 1995, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I love SingStar.
^.^
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

*was almost named after the woman singing that*
I may be getting a white rabbit tattoo on my shoulder because of this song. Well, this song and Ada Nicodemou (good LORD woman come here) in the Matrix.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

jefferson airplane?
so you where nearly called Jeff?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

Joni Grace.
After Joni Mitchell and Grace Slick (of Jefferson Airplane).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

And instead they went with Captain Wow?
Good decision.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

I think so.
:D If b3tans send me mail it usually comes addressed to Captain Wow. Which is EXCELLENT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

That's pretty awesome.
I've been meaning to ask as well.
Did you take it from Shaun of the Dead, or was it before that?
Because it's the only place I've heard it, and if I'd been known by that beforehand, I would have fucking flipped out when he said it :3
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

I did, I did.
Dylan Moran makes me laugh more than any other person on the planet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

He is fucking brillo :3

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

It was the extended clitoris that threw her parents off

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

I call it my shenis.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

:D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hahaha
Incidentally, I watched the White Rabbit Star Trek video earlier today. Oh how I love that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Doorknob???

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

:D bless, I think it's cute.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

Oh pisses.
I should have checked the lyrics.
It's been cocking yonks since I've listened to it =[
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

PELT HIM! PELT HIM!

( head-doctor internet, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

needs more blue
and less Jack Nicholson
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

BROWN/FONT/GAME.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

FUCK YOU PENISAPPLE
I JUST LOST THE GAME!
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

HARHARHARHARHAR

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

HAURHAURRRR

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

HAHAH!!
The kittens have called off their attack on you for your blood due to your winning laugh.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

^.^

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hahahaurrrr

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

BITCH
BOTH OF YOU
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

DON'T CALL ME A BITCH!
*cries*
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

I'M SORRY!
*hugs*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

S'okaaay.
*hugs back*
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

:)

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

HARK!
BEHOLD!

EYEBROWS CAN ALSO BE USED AS PRIMITIVE MOOSTACHES.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

needs more upside down mouth
argh!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

this^
is jean reno

AICMFP
( doph no time like the precedent, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

DALIIIIIIIIIII!
*cleeks*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)