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( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)

nice hat

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

Top hat?
or icon hat?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)

Sorry but I think I'm quite right to TJ as I have just discovered what the internets was created for.
So this could be sold to the masses.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

i work with a guy with a mullet
and my boss has a flat-top

for fuck's sake!
( mictoboy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)

Jolly good show Indeed old sausage.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

Meaty treats I'd like to meet.
And afterwards, I'd like to eat.

/poet laureate

that back potoato looks like a tuber-based Alien. Does it have a smaller potato on the end of its tongue? That would rock.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

i wonder how much the poet laureate had to haggle
before he got a job title that rhymed
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

SAURKRAUT UND KATOFFEL FTW!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

meine Bratwurst hat einen Schnurrbart

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

Fueherwurst!
Sieg Hackfleisch!
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

Mmmmmm German food.
I wish my dad would bloody go back there, he hasn't been in ages and I want Schnitzel and proper Frikadellen.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

Living in Switzerland is hell
All the same German food, except shite quality and three times the price.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

That sounds quite terrible.
I wouldn't live in Switzerland anyway, it strikes me that you're not actually allowed to do anything. And I smoke the ganja, so that'd be silly.

I have visited before though, and found it to be one of the most beautiful places in the world.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)

Strangely, the weed is seen as ok here.
Everything else is banned, though. Everywhere you go, you get these 'VERBOT' signs telling you what not to do.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)

Really? Well that's quite excellent.
Manwife and I are currently discussing moving to Holland (seriously as well, I'm THAT good a nag). There's a big design agency that he could apply to, and I can always do translation work and concept design.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

If you're heavily into 'stuff'
there's a building in Bern which is semi-autonomous and you can take what you like with no trouble. You even get business-types skinning up at bus stops in the town. They just don't like us Auslaenders, though...
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hehehe, it's ok for everyone
except you *points*.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

No problem for me.
Never done the stuff. Or its friends.
No holier-than-though stuff, just not interested in it.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

Well that's a very good way to be.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

I now realise I wrote 'though' instead of 'thou'.
See - I get mind altering effects from having two children keeping you awake...
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

I have no children.
Once I do any substance abuse shall be ended until they're of an age where I can toddle off into the back garden for a spliff when the pain's too great. As it stands, the joy I get from my children will more than make up for the unmitigating pain I'll be in :D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

I won't ask as not everyone likes to share on t'net,
but that sounds like a perfectly fair mode of life.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

Ah- bone badness.
And severe dysmennorhea. AND severe IBS.

:D I'm a bit broken, really.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

Crikey.
I hope you use it as an excuse to get man-wife to roll them for you.

;)
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

:D He can't, he's crap at it, bless him- it's painful to watch
his hamfisted attempts. I was taught by my dad, so I am excellent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

A regime of serious beatings
will soon remove this failure on his part.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

Over the past three years
I have tried all educational aids.


The thing that gets me is he's a graphic artists, and bloody dextrous. Yet totally inable to grasp the simple tast of rolling a spliff.

But it's ok, as it takes me about a minute.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

Ah,
an idiot savante, then...

;)

I don't smoke anything, but I can still roll...
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

There used to be a fantastic german restaurant here in Preston
I wish it was still here...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

Phwoar
So do I, now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

restaurant bombing raid.
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)

You keep posting this chap in various forms
and I am not sure who he is or why you are doing it?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

Me
and I'm currently hummusless. I apologise.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

I see.
That makes more sense.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

The word chap is very underused.
Good afternoon all- manwife left me to sleep as I looked cute, so I am only just awake. Now it is time for shopping on etsy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

I am mean to be in Okehampton and the old boy I was going with has dropped out, after the meeting time.
I am not going on my own (as I will likely die) but I am pissed off to fuck.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oh no, that's horrible.
I hate it when people cancel things I was looking forward to. Sorry Manley.

Edit: hang about, sorry, why would you most likely die? Unless you don't want to talk about it which is understandable.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

Oh, I just do not go riding shore on my own,
it is too dangerous.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=azR5bCAyu9A
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

yes!
I'm trying to come up with ideas for stuff to sell on etsy...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

I have found so many excellent things.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

woo!
bye bye eBay, you over-charging bunch of f***s!
thanks!
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

*taps screen*
Are you all stuck in there?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

I know...
my post killed the board for an hour and a half...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)