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( heres_johnny dont make me look for my axe, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

woo
is the queen mum wearing the same tache as the pic below?
( Milkman Dan, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

Sure
is
( heres_johnny dont make me look for my axe, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)

would, have, would consider

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

regiphile, necrophile, homophile
now you just need to "would" to a picture of a child to complete the set!
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

Sounds like the Ultimate Guestion.
Necro, Copro or Bestia.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

haha what's a copro?

( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)

Coprophilia.
Shitplay. Eating, mainly.


Google Image Search. You have been warned:


images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4ADBF_enGB247GB247&q=coprophilia&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Edit: TJ: I have just had a realisation. Over the past few days I haven't been very hungry. Thursday I had a sandwich at lunch, and yesterday at 10 past 12 I finished my second sandwich.

I am still not yet hungry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

oh dear god!
"thanks"

btw you're probably pregnant if you're off your food

edit - actually scratch that, i think it's the Coprophilia pics, i'm strangely off my food too now
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

No, nothing turns me off eating.
And I've seen coprophilia live, pictures wouldn't do anything anyway.


Fuck. Pregnancy test this afternoon then (quite insanely fertile).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

live?
how come? (i know i'm gonna regret asking!)
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

Bondage clubnight, Londres.
Toilets.

There was quite a crowd, but I'm short so I can tend to muscle in under people's elbows. I had a watch, cheered at the appropriate places and then went off to find the dark room.

Sometimes I still wish I was a teenager. But now I have MORTGAGE.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

sheesh, you look so innocent too

( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, no.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That rather tickled me.

Also, pwnt gutted :)
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

Bloody hell. If I am, I am
but this is a bad time, financially.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

Call it Sam.
Sam is a good name for a child.

OK, so we've decided on Sam? Cool. Cool.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

Sam is a lovely name.
But if it's a boy he's being called Abbott.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

We've already decided! >:(
Don't call the poor kid Abbott! I'll have to rip on him then :(
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

BUT
I want to.

Dylan is the other choice. No, not after Bob. After the rabbit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

Dylan, as in Dylan Carlson.
Right, so we've decided, Sam or Dylan. Cool. Cool.

:D
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

Abbott is still on the table.
Or THOR but manwife won't let me call him THOR.


Yes, it'd all be in capitals.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

DEATH STEED.
THE MARAUDER.
LUCIFER MCSADDLE-WHIPPIN'.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Not Lucifer.
ODIN is another good one.

Or FLASH. AAAAAH.

AAAAH. would be his middle name.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

I still think Sam.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

It's getting a bit tight over here.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

but the rabbit
was named after Zimmerman
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

Dont ruin my childhood.
You'll be telling me Bertha was used to make Zyklon B next.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

sorry
but Mr Thompson was a fan I think.
he was also one of the most prominent stoners at the time of the roundabout.

anyways, if you truly want your childhood ruined watch the film
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

*chuffs*
I will never watch that film. All the no in the world wouldn't suffice. Like the latest Transformers movie.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

Haha! I am notoriously scathing in my
opinion of movies. ( watched Rambo to the end last night, utter shite )
But I have to say that I changed my mind with transformers. When I first got it on a dodgy cam realease I watched it pissed and was not impressed. Having the kids over this week we bought the DVD and it was suprisingly good. I'd not be so dismissive were I you.
I also watched 'In the name of the king' and even though it is another Uwe Boll based on a computer game ( one I love ) I quite enjoyed it. But what Jason Statham and Ray Liotta are doing risking their careers with Boll I'll never know.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

Hmmmmm
I'm still not sure.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

It's quite exciting really
and very upsetting when bumblebee has his feet ripped off but still goes back to fight. I think you'll love it. Makes a kid of you all over again. Well, it did me. I'm gonna watch it again now :D
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

Connor.
Connor is the name of choice, or some other equally cool gaélic name. Craig is also good. And Callum. ( stop me, I seem to be stuck typing random names ), and Hagar. Hagar is fucking cool, but he better not be a shortarse.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)

Connor is the name of several friends' sons.
And there's a Callum already.

Not bloody Hagar.

If I have a boy, chances are he will be very tall as Manwife's about 6ft 1 and my dad's 6ft4. Manwife's grandpa was also about 6ft6.

The women in my family and his are all very short though (I'm the tallest one in mine, and I'm just a few mm under 5ft4) so our daughters will probably be titches.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

aww, you glossed over Craig.
Connor is my boy's name ( as was always the plan with my first born, however as I was not there or aware of my first born until he was 17 it became the name of my second born {I fucking hope that's all of them})
Craig is mine. My mother is called Morag, which is gaélic for Sarah, which is nice, but Morag sounds a bit sinister.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

I used to have a cat called Morag.
She's still alive but my parents have her. She's much nicer if you talk to her with whatever Scottish accent it is that Lorraine Kelly's got. Craig's also the name of the boy who used to bully me at school so sorry- no can do!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

6'1" isn't very tall
it's normal height
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

It is from down here.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

pfft

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

oh. I spy
an opportunity for profit. But you women are funny about that stuff so I'll keep it to myself ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

I think I will be a very protective parent.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

what?
cutlasses to the throat of anyone who looks at your kids funny?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)

sell it to madonna
or www.medicaladoptions.com/index.html might bring in a bit of cash for ya (nicked from the latest newsletter)
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

No sirree
I would love to have tiny wee captains running about. It's just the money thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)

YOU COULD BE DEPRESSED

( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

Nah. Work's shit
but I'm quite happy in my little self.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)

YOU ARE IN DENIAL
YOU NEED TO BUY PILLS
( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)

:D YOU WORK FOR PFIZER
AICMFP
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)

EAT, SMELLY.
And on a related note: www.salsasnack.com (only for the very inquisitive).

(NSFW and totally gross) This warning was sponsored by poor old Hanke.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)

no, no NO NO NOOO!
i'm happy to say "that's not how i roll"
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

You're no fun :(

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

i was barely over tubgirl when i saw 2 girls, 1 cup
and now this, i'm not inviting you to my "bring your own curry party" now
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

*grabs ankles*
NOOOOOOOOO!
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

Like the lady in the video?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

*shits in mouth*
Tastes like that Butterscotch Angel Delight I feasted on.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

P to the h to the WOAR.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

Wanna lick?
*glees*
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

You're alright mate.
Like I said, not hungry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

Mmmmmmm, smells like dog food!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)

I have no wish to discover whether I roll the same way as that site. I'm quite happy not knowing.

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

:D
Bless them.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)

*boke*

( mictoboy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

eat some fucking food!

( mictoboy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

But I really don't feel like it.
That's not like me at all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)

eat anyway
maybe you're constipated
( mictoboy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

I could be.
But I don't think so. I went for poopoos this morning.

:D Well you did ask.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

I think your mind is subconsciously
agreeing with me that you don't need a big arse and has put your tummy on strike so you can get all thin and sexy for me ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

If I get thin, I lose the tits.
This would be an awful shame.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)

I don't have huge hands
I can live with some compromise ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)

I love how you all think I'm a right harlot.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)

You would
you slut
( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

Oh not at all dear girl
you are not even the right harlot. However you do have a trashy mouth on you at times which is refreshing and allows us old duffers to act like kids again.
But trust me, I know it's the interweb. I'm sure you are far more demure than you would wish others to think ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

:D
The truth is I'm an old lecherous man trapped in the body of a 23 year old woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)

don't suppose
you'd want me to poke around in there a bit and see if I can get him out do you? In the name of SCEINCES of course.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)

If you didn't start by telling her she was fat, you would have been in

( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)

A fact I am most aware of.
BUT I have lost a considerable amount of weight over the past 3 years, so bollocks to all of you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

I am not saying you are fat
I've never met you.

I have a lady with some meat on her and I can think of several very nice things to say about a woman in that condition.

I'm not trying to bring you down, Wow.
( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)

Nah, tis alright.
I still am, just less so. I was only joshing about with you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)

gaz me your address and i'll pop round
small hands are great for perspective
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

This means you have a small penis

( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)

lolbackfire.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)

mmm boobs

( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)

This is the general idea, yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)

It's certainly my general idea

( hanke a face like refried murder, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)

your general idea is boobs?
wut?
( sock is sock, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)

I like to mix it up

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)

fantastic

( mictoboy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

|337 o'clock!

( mictoboy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)

A VERY MERRY LEETMAS TO THEE.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

gawd bless 'em

( Mushroom, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)

i still love that

( mictoboy, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)

^this^

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)

Im suprised
no one has done a 'beattie' to this.
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)

I'm not.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)

'ning!

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)