I may be a filthy runner
But I'm nowhere near as quick and dirty as this

I'm calling tash as acceptable lingo

From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(Feeb is 40% Dolomite meat bag!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)

I'm sorry, "tash" is not acceptable language
the correct phrase is "Groomed using Adobe® Tash CS3 Professional™"
( Mushroom, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)

*grooms
a/s/l?
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

( Mushroom, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

eep!
/scarpers off the internet and goes to hide in an old compuserve server.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

My snowboarding helmet looks like that

pffft...helmet!

Typical that the one day I didn't wear it I got concussion.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

there's a moral to that tale,
kids ;)
( Mushroom, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)

if you're going to dress like a fascist, make sure you do it all the time?
so no-one knocks you out when you leave the helmet off.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

Something like that!

( Mushroom, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)

I saw false moustache in the street today very much like that one
but I left it lying where it was for fear of moustache germs.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

You will forever rue that decision.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)

Damn you
LET ME FORGET
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)

I did something like that once
I was walking past a charity shop after college one day and saw what I can only describe as a big plastic match.
It was about 15" or so long and 5" or so in diameter, and had a bulbous end the same colour as a match head.

I so very nearly went in and bought it - I mean, think of the jokes you could make?
"I went to the big match!" "Did you see the big match?" "Are you watching the big match tomorrow?" "I've got the big match on my telly!" etc.

But I was in a hurry to catch my bus so I didn't, and the day after it was gone - I've never since seen anything like it.
So now I'll never know the pleasure of owning my own big match.

*sigh*
( Mushroom, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)

Still, at least you have a nice anecdote for your trouble.
I know that's little consolation.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

i once had a giant safety pin
it was 3 feet of pure joy.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)

i once had a 6 foot long watch
it was a clock really. hilarity did ensue.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

I bet your 'king pin' jokes
would have been fewer than the potential 'big match' ones.

I really should have got that big match.
*laments* :(
( Mushroom, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)

*hugs*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

*hugs!*
ah well, at least I can tell the tale about how I lost the big match... ;)
( Mushroom, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

i made no jokes
i merely stabbed classmates with it.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)

5" in diameter
My Nan had something like that. It was probly 15" long but much thinner than 5" and proportioned more like a match stick. You lifted the phosphory bit off and there was a lighter underneath (for much hilarity presumably). If you were in Bristol, it may even have been the same one.
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)

They would only be false germs, so you would have been OK
"Sham-germs" in some circles
( Barbarossa WTF is it with apples lately? My lips are on fire!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)

sherms

( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)

perhaps the invisible man had fallen down

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)

visible cognito
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)

invisible and in disguise?

genius
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)

Lolcats!

( drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)