you knows, i knows, what counts is under nose


From the Moustache challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(The front teeth of Omar Sherif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

I CLOSED MY EYES
DREW BACK THE FORESKIN (AHHH)
TO SEE THE RAW SKIN (AAAAH)

somethingsomethingsomething.


My best mate sings this. He sings nothing else, but if singing's afoot, he sings this.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)

I tend to opt for the Philosopher's Song.
Or, if unavailable, the one about fingering a girl in the woods.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

I will sing most things. All the time.
It's rare I'm not tumteetuming.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

have you given up the Fat Homs now?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

We're still working on getting the drummer a new car (I think)
as he sold his before he fucked off to Aus, and now he's back he has no money, no job, and no car. I haven't even seen him yet- we were meant to get together last week but it was cancelled for reasons not explained to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)

today I are be mostly humming...
"Paris to Berlin" by infernal
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)

I generally opt for Nebular Raven's Winter.

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

Anything off Carcass' best (yes it IS) album
Reek of Putrefaction.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Truthspeak!

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)

Heartwork ftw!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)

It explodes like glittering fireworks!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)

but it is grey:(

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)

craig chambers?!
*buys up all the tickets*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

who now?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)

*shrugs*
i just wanted to look like a cool kid ready for my school reunion on saturday...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)

Looks pretty grey to me
Grey or gray? I dunno.
Hello and welcome. Pull up a pussy, sit down in a shop.
You'll never leave.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)

His 'tache is about the only thing on that image that isn't technicolor.

PLEASE EXPLAIN
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)

super n00b and all that
bigger it is techicolour, but yeah looks grey from this distance, balls. Plus first go at using a image thingy other than paint but now i'm just making excuses...
(The front teeth of Omar Sherif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)

Okay.

I'm going to get more coffee now. Anyone?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)